Since we still hate BYU

[megadawgmaniac]

Q. How does a BYU coed take a bath?
A. First she fills the tub, then she puts a little water in!

Q: What do a BYU coed and a quarter in the bottom of a toilet have in common?
A: Everyone sees them there, nobody wants to take them out.

Q: what happened when the car swerved to miss hitting a byu coed?
A: It ran out of gas.

AA - <dice>Oh!</dice>

 

[megadawgmaniac]

Q. How does a BYU coed take a bath?
A. First she fills the tub, then she puts a little water in!

Q: What do a BYU coed and a quarter in the bottom of a toilet have in common?
A: Everyone sees them there, nobody wants to take them out.

Q: what happened when the car swerved to miss hitting a byu coed?
A: It ran out of gas.

AA - <dice>Oh!</dice>

 

[JimHalpert.nafoom]

nm

 

[Winedawg]

Those are good. God I still hate BYU, they're probably my most hated non-conference team.

 

[Rebels7]

Did I miss something? Why would anyone waste their time hating BYU? Might as well hate San Diego State while you're at it. At least if you hated Maine I would see where that was coming. I don't hate Wyoming. Just sayin'.

 

[MSUCostanza]

like I did, you'd understand. Those people are grade-A ********. And freaks to boot.

Dorsett Davis was asked his senior year who the dirtiest team he played against in his career at State. He said without hesitation that it was BYU.

 

[Rebels7]

But it's BYU. Seems like a waste of hate. There are so many other teams so much closer to hate more. How about these dipshits?

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These guys deserve to be hated.
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[Harley Weewax]

The only game I've ever truly believed that officiating determined the outcome of a game. And it was obvious.

 

[dawgatUSM]

But it's BYU. Seems like a waste of hate. There are so many other teams so much closer to hate more. How about these dipshits?

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These guys deserve to be hated.
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Go back and watch the game after we beat you guys in 2001, and then, come back and tell me why we should not hate them

 

[Rebels7]

But it was seven years ago. You're going to give yourself an ulcer, man.

 

[jakldawg]

Forget, Hellku!

 

[Oxford Godfrey]

I would move there if I could. They embarrassed us, but in a really polite way.

 

[dawgatUSM]

they weren't just *** holes... they were *** holes with some gigantic balls... 3 guys literally came over to the student section picking fights with whoever they could pick fights with...

 

[Spotdawg]

Those were 3 Elders who rode up on their bikes and were attempting to VISIT with you.....since you were obviously not from there, drunk and a damn heretic Christian.

And it was hard to mix a drink with no Coke or anything that approached an acceptable soft drink.

After the game in S'ville, I had 3 or 4 come to me ....granted, I was hollering about how they could not beat most of the JUCOs in the state....and they didn't want any part of Auburn or Florida or LSU....they were convinced that their "force" would withstand. Uhhhhh, .....yeah. The next week after they stole the game from us, the ran into Hawaii...who turned their asses inside out...and mostly out of the top 10.

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

There were some guys who had 'B', 'Y', and 'U' posters. For much of the game you could see them across the stadium from the student section. At some point they decided to run the posters right in front of the student section. We were right at the bottom of the student section and a friend of mine managed to grab the 'B' sign. We immediately and cheerfully ripped it up. Eventually just the 'Y' sign was appearing back in the visiting section.

 

[TaleofTwoDogs]

If you're going to spread the hate put it on those A-holes in Eugene. We were heckled coming and going from the stadium. Even my friend from Eugene and a Duck fan was embarrassed. No such problem in Provo. Although the Duck fans were shitheads, I got to admit that Oregon is one gorgeous state (nature that is, the females were OK definitely not Southern hotties).

 

[vhdawg]

...their fans were very polite, very glad that so many of us had traveled up there, and best of all, they bought all of our drinks while we were in Eugene. Nice folks.

The three funny things about them were:

A. They kept saying how "hot" it was going to be at the game. At most, it was in the 70°'s. We all wore jeans and laughed at them.

B. They somehow thought "duck lips" = cowbells. Wrong.

C. They were very proud of their "rowdy" 55,000 seat stadium. We told them it was nice for a 55,000 seat stadium, but it was nowhere near Alabama or LSU.

Oh yeah, a fourth one....we went to this bar on campus next to the Wesley Foundation (find me a bar on campus in Mississippi next to the Wesley Foundation, will ya?), and this old hippie came up and bought our drinks and was our friend for a couple of hours. He wanted to talk about race relations, which we had no problem with. The funny thing was when he'd express his thoughts on the matter, he'd always end with the following: "...at least that's what I think I'd do, but we really don't have to deal with it here." He must've said that five times in an hour.

 

[dawgatUSM]

There were some guys who had 'B', 'Y', and 'U' posters. For much of the game you could see them across the stadium from the student section. At some point they decided to run the posters right in front of the student section. We were right at the bottom of the student section and a friend of mine managed to grab the 'B' sign. We immediately and cheerfully ripped it up. Eventually just the 'Y' sign was appearing back in the visiting section.

I remember these guys too. My brother grabbed one of them and yelled, "It'll be a long bike ride back to Provo!"

 

[HammerOfTheDogs]

...and their answer was BYU. I remember thinking, "WHY?" A bunch of nice, clean-scrubbed Mormon boys who drank milk and listened to the Osmonds. I was thinking the writer of this article was a left-wing, flag-burning, twinkle-toed, limp-wristed, New York Opera Dawg post-lovin' Commie....until the 2001 game.

I had never seen such blatant cheating in my life. BYU linemen were holding, grabbing, taking cheap shots, and the refs weren't calling it. State players would flip the ball into the air after a big play, and the refs would throw a flag for personal foul. It was all because the Mountain WEst Conference wanted BYU to play for the NC, and the refs were doing whatever they could to get them in.

It warmed my heart to see them lose to Hawaii by 50 the next week.

 

[Seinfeld]

and under normal circumstances, I don't think that I have ever wished injury on anyone. But I believe that we broke their all-conference running back's leg in that game and I'll just say that I didn't feel sorry for the guy.

 

[Todd4State]

Even my friend from Eugene and a
Duck fan was embarrassed. No such problem in Provo.

is that you?

 

[OneParticularHarbor]

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[MSUCostanza]

is a joke. Every SEC stadium is 10x louder. Every one.

Those folks out there are definitely weirdos, too, on top of it.

 

[goshdawgit]

my wife and i had a great trip to Oregon, except for the game. The Duck fans couldn't believe we brought 10K fans all the way up there, a guy sitting in front of us said USC didn't bring that many fans. The only douchebag we ran into was a State fan sitting next to us that was dressed like ZORRO!! Had mask, cape, hat, and two scabbards with cowbells in them, wanted to crawl under my seat. The Duck fans were all saying "wish you had come up here when the weather was better", as you said, it was in the high 70's on Labor Day weekend, I think it was 98 with 100% humidity when we left Jackson. We just smiled at them.