Simply Put, part II

Bkmtnittany1

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The greatest governor this country has ever had....William J. LePetomaine! I will let you guys figure out what the conversation was on the golf course today. Freaking hilarious!! Mel Brooks stuff for 18 holes, I think I had 7 3-putts! "What'll that assh*le think of next?" "Somebody's gotta go back and get a sh*tload of dimes!" "He said the sheriff is near!" Not to mention all the N-word droppings..

"Sheriiff Bart, they said you were hung!" Sheriff Bart: "They was right!"
 
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"What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons."

"I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ***-kickers, ****-kickers and Methodists."
 

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Schnitzengruben!
"What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons."

"I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ***-kickers, ****-kickers and Methodists."
“We‘LL give some land to the ……. And the ……, but we don’t want the Irish!
 

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