Seismicity Report For 10/17/2026:

[Iron Doc]

For reasons beyond our control, we will be unable to provide a seismicity report for the next weekend.
It seems there is no game scheduled, which complicates the reporting process.
With that said, we will have time to research in great depth the following week's game versus the RODENTS and the Chief Boat Rower at the confluence of the Minnesota and Mississippi Rivers.

Until then, avoid Murder Hornets, Yetis, Copperheads, Brown Recluse spiders, and apocalyptic rumors.
Stay thirsty, my friends!

 

[Iron Doc]

Comrades:

The staff has begun researching the nonzero possibility that the Midcontinent Rift will suffer lateral cracks that could hypothetically induce strong tremors which could potentially alter the path of the Minnesota river which would in turn inundate the Minneapolis-St.Paul metro area prior to/during the big game.
In such a scenario, the Boat Rowing People WOULD have an advantage. We hope it doesn't come to that so we WILL continue to monitor the situation.

 

[eyesofhawk]

Run the ball

 

[83Hawk]

Plain manila!

 

[WeBeHerkin]

First freeze of the fall this Friday night.