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bayrooster said:
This guy must have run the study himself, like Fauci.
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Amateur Gynecologist

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KingWard

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JohnnySolo said:
I wonder what epiphany he had to motivate him to produce this.
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There's a cottage industry for crap like this. By the way, he said 20,000 cases at Ole Miss. They barely have that many students.
 
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KingWard

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Gamecock Jacque said:
Can't a student have multiple STDs at one time anymore? What's the world coming to? 🙂
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Every one of them would have to be like that male French flight attendant who was thought to be Patient Zero in the AIDs epidemic. He dipped his wick into a multitude of wells on multiple continents.
 
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Gamecock Jacque

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KingWard said:
Every one of them would have to be like that male French flight attendant who was thought to be Patient Zero in the AIDs epidemic. He dipped his wick into a multitude of wells on multiple continents.
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It originally came from a monkey. Try unseeing that dip in the well.
 
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Gamecock Jacque said:
It originally came from a monkey. Try unseeing that dip in the well.
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If the monkey himself wasn certifiably diagnosed with AIDs, he must not receive credit as Patient Zero. There would need to be a duly signed death certificate. Unlike the feds, we should strive for accurate data.
 
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Gamecock Jacque

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KingWard said:
If the monkey himself wasn certifiably diagnosed with AIDs, he must not receive credit as Patient Zero. There would need to be a duly signed death certificate. Unlike the feds, we should strive for accurate data.
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Well, to be honest, I think it was a bite from a Green Monkey.
 
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Gamecock Jacque

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I remember my boss in 1981 or 82 telling me if I didn't want AIDS to sit down and keep my mouth shut. 🙂
 
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