Say Something Nice About Mississippi

[ArcherSPS]

I've heard the FCA ice cream socials Hugh puts on are simply divine*

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

Best looking artificial turf field in the state.

 

[Col. Forbin]

Stadium Security does a good job.

 

[BulldogBlitz]

They almost became the ackbars

 

[Beretta.sixpack]

well done.

Stadium Security does a good job.

i laughed.

 

[Xenomorph]

When you need to win a legal battle at all costs, they're the ones to call.

 

[The Peeper]

I can't think of anything to say.....

 

[cowbell88]

Something nice about Mississippi

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

Of all the cold chicken tenders I've eaten, Abner's has the best.

 

[Xenomorph]

And even they completely suck now. Lindsey's gas station, FTW. *

*

 

[DerHntr]

Naming their bear "Rebel" was a clever way to continue being racist.

 

[SheltonChoked]

They host the 2nd best law school in the state

 

[Chesusdog]

Not once, not ever. **** everything about that place and everyone associated with it.

 

[SheltonChoked]

They are very hospitable to all the Texas kids who are not smart enough to make it into UT. And the GA kids for UGA.

 

[preacher_dawg]

There are so many things, where do I start? It's a great state to grow up, it's not Alabama (where I currently live), it has the best college that one could ask for, very friendly people and...oh wait, you didn't mean the state, you meant the junior college... OK, surely I can think of something... Uhhhhmmm, let's see... Well they... I give up.

 

[Drebin]

+100

 

[HD6]

They can kiss the fattest part of my ***.

 

[The Peeper]

They have a great Vet School, top notch engineering programs, one of the best qb's in the country and make some damn good cheese. Signed, ESPN.

 

[aTotal360]

Their Klan rallies usually end peacefully.

 

[Maroon90]

Shepard Smith's got a real purty mouth.

REAL purty

 

[hdogg]

The flies usually go away when their women close their legs

 

[Digging dog]

Better than Hillary Clinton.
(Broke a rule there; self imposed violation).

 

[HammerOfTheDogs]

They all know they're inferior to me

,

 

[icouldjustpuke]

Betty Davis on countyine has good BBQ...

Just you will run into jiz guzzling boys that dress funny and say hotty toddy sometimes

 

[KeyserSoze1999]

Awesome Co-Eds, a lot of "talent". You'll just need a little penicillin afterwards and everything will be Ok.

 

[mcdawg22]

No

 

[121Josey]

They accommodate players with hardships and handicaps.

 

[SheltonChoked]

They know how to avoid playing Alabama and auburn for decades while getting Texas tech and Memphis to count as league games better than anyone.

 

[tatedog]

College isn't for everyone.

 

[HappyBobRoss]

Used to have a Sunday School teacher that would say...

"Son, you can either go to college or you can go to Ole Miss?"

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

They take pond scumb, and let them play QB.

And various other positions. And justify it.

It's EB week, what can I say?

 

[Dogariffic]

They have a big closet in the stadium full of hardly used cow bells.....just in case you ever need an extra!

 

[ntzdog]

Nobody beats a Canon deal, nobody!

 

[squirldawg]

Their mascot is very politically correct...

Nm

 

[Shadow34]

We get to steal their girls year after year. Mainly because we have way, WAY, bigger dongs.

 

[EurekaDog]

They're not Notre Dame.

How I despise the Golden Domers!

 

[PineGroveBully]

They welcome all the cocksuckers, douchebags, and panty waste we don't want in..

Starkville.

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

17 you

 

[amcdan2000]

Hell no

 

[bulldognation]

Their reverence for the university greys - a group famous for sustaining 100% casualties during Pickett's Charge - can't be questioned.
In fact, their athletic teams, who often go forth with much laud and ballyhoo, emulate that same meltdown every year in a subconscious gesture of brotherhood with the CSA in general and the 11th Mississippi in particular.