Say Something Nice About Arkansas

[ArcherSPS]

Mrs. Bieliema is a smoke show.

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

They have the biggest ? in all of football, Just tune in to find out.

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[KeyserSoze1999]

ARKANSAS.
"Come for the Meth...stay after you sold your car for more Meth."

-Conan O'Brian

 

[lowbird]

They sell Cheap 30 packs in West Memphis

 

[skydawg1]

Their dry Counties put ours to shame! (That being said, any Dawgs driving up to F'ville better just go ahead and stock up in Little Rock) **second GD edit** And if you're driving back on Sunday, stock up in F'ville b/c no beer sales on Sunday in LR!!

 

[tatedog]

The longer Bert stays, the more likely Mississippi will eventually lose the crown of nation's most obese state.

 

[CoastDawg18]

Flooded Timber

 

[Indndawg]

Shrinking the Gene Pool Since 1836

jsdfdskl

 

[PBRME]

They can play a mean banjo, and admire purty teeth.

 

[Dash Riprock.sixpack]

Their beauty parlors don't do any work. They just give estimates.

 

[Col. Forbin]

Arkansas: Where men are men and sheep are nervous.

 

[mcdawg22]

No

 

[Digging dog]

Used when I lived there 20+ years ago...... Arkansas: Land of Oportunity (If you have a car).

 

[bulldognation]

Fat guy touchdowns

 

[Dawgpile]

Arkansas keeps Mississippi from being last in several "Worst" lists.

 

[cowbell88]

Hot Springs has a nice lake

 

[DerHntr]

They have ridiculously good fly fishing for trout in the Little Red. McDawg22 would even say something good if he had been fishing there

 

[vhdawg]

You could buy Fat Tire there before you could buy it here.

 

[Digging dog]

Arkansas: held back from being fattest state because lack of teeth.

 

[512taylor]

It's a nice place to go if you want to get your car/RV painted.