Say Something Nice About Alabama

[ArcherSPS]

Their fans really really really love their family members of the opposite sex.

 

[T-TownDawgg]

More skillful cheaters than ole miss

 

[bruiser.sixpack]

Uhh....mmmm.... Aw heck... I got nothin'

 

[tatedog]

Auburn is their *****.

 

[Xenomorph]

They set a record for highway construction on Hwy 78 (I-22).

 

[Wizard.sixpack]

I hate OM more than them...just barely

 

[Shmuley]

Their sidewalkers keep them humble.

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

Reeeeeeeeeform is the best speed trap in the world

 

[notoriousD_O_G]

Milo's has pretty good tea. That sauce they put on their burgers is **** though

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

That sauce they put on their burgers is **** though

Blasphemy!

 

[thekimmer]

Ive been through there. Little Rock is a fine town.

 

[GloryDawg]

They invented the doggy style so that they both could watch wrestling.

 

[PBRME]

Buck Fama

 

[tenureplan]

Their "Roll Tahd" mating call makes them easy to spot and avoid.

 

[dawgman42]

They keep the single-wide trailer home market thriving.

 

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

They are the only football program in the world that can beat Notre Dame



in most sidewalk fans.

They are also the only state that is slower than Mississippi in road projects.

 

[KeyserSoze1999]

Alabama----All the charm of a 3rd World Country and they even speak English.**

 

[VillagepeopleDogs]

They have 4 'A's' in their name but they say 'bama' because it's too hard to remember to put the 'ala' in front of it.

 

[hailstate19]

Dave Matthews said "roll tide" at a concert once

 

[fishwater99]

Thanks for keeping Mississippi at 49th..

 

[The Maroon Pug]

Domestic Violence calls and goat beating only happen after they lose a game..

 

[Indndawg]

Restaurant Quality Trailers

 

[OrrDawg]

Their family trees look more like telephone poles.

 

[msstatelp1]

That Alabama White Sauce they put on barbequed chicken makes me appreciate real Memphis style BBQ even more.

 

[Shamoan]

They were once a part of THE Mississippi Territory:

thats right, they sprung forth from OUR fertile loins. never let them forget it.

 

[RocketDawg]

Alabama----All the charm of a 3rd World Country and they even speak English.**

Well, sort of ... in some places it's only a variant of English, and almost totally un-understandable. Same is true in Mississippi though.

 

[dorndawg]

I love that stuff I just don't get why they insist on calling it bbq sauce.

 

[OneParticularHarbor]

Conecuh Sausage is made there

Warning- no Dale's needed.

http://www.conecuhsausage.com/default.aspx

 

[Dogariffic]

They have a couple of pretty women over there. Not necessarily MSU pretty! But they will do....

 

[VillagepeopleDogs]

And no teeth is a plus.

 

[Grisismyhero]

Miss Donna makes really good Caramel Cakes.

 

[mount lefroy]

Their fans really really really love their family members of the opposite sex.

Robert Trent Jones

 

[BulldogBlitz]

they are really nice to their fanbase by offering all their clothing at walmarts all over the state.

 

[goodknight]

It's legal to marry your 1st cousin so no talk about inbreeding, it's legal!

 

[HammerOfTheDogs]

Dreamland has great ribs

I know I know I know, everybody here dogs Dreamland for having overrated ribs. However, I went there on the way back from mama's house and had some. They were delicious.

 

[thatsbaseball]

Bama. Thank God football is not a 3 game series like baseball.

 

[3000lbchicken]

Having all more toothes is importanter there now.

 

[III.sixpack]

Katherine Webb McCarren

 

[icouldjustpuke]

Their rednecks make ours look not quite as redneckish