Santa is hungover

[o_tacodawg]

Wild turkey found Santa last night. Santa is dead. Merry Christmas ********

 

[ZombieKissinger]

Better than Wild Redhead finding Santa last night because then he really would be dead. Not to mention his sleigh.

 

[Dawgpile]

My son's grandma got run over by a reindeer yesterday...broke a hip. Weird not having my wife around this morning.

 

[o_tacodawg]

Better than Wild Redhead finding Santa last night because then he really would be dead. Not to mention his sleigh.

He did receive a text from her this morning. Weird

 

[ZombieKissinger]

As an outside observer, that’s about what I’d expect

 

[SyonaraStanz]

He did receive a text from her this morning. Weird

This story is long from over…..

 

[johnson86-1]

Santa being hungover today is great. Santa being hungover yesterday was a *****. What kind of *** hole over serves Santa on the 23rd knowing Santa is going to be up until 1 am the next night putting together toys with thousands of small pieces where your you can’t get them to work if your hands are shaking.

 

[o_tacodawg]

This story is long from over…..

It be like that sometimes

 

[o_tacodawg]

Santa being hungover today is great. Santa being hungover yesterday was a *****. What kind of *** hole over serves Santa on the 23rd knowing Santa is going to be up until 1 am the next night putting together toys with thousands of small pieces where your you can’t get them to work if your hands are shaking.

Oof. Luckily this year Santa didn’t bring many self assemble gifts to our house

 

[tired]

My son's grandma got run over by a reindeer yesterday...broke a hip. Weird not having my wife around this morning.

You want me to send her home?

 

[o_tacodawg]

Update: she texted me about a bike I put up for free on Facebook. She’s coming to get in the am.

Haven’t seen her in person in a year. Will let y’all know if I die.