Rue. The. Day. (updated)

RutherfordBHayes

Redshirt
Nov 4, 2014
767
14
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-there is NO INVESTIGATION
-there IS an investigation in WOMEN'S BASKETBALL & TRACK
-there is NO football NOA
-there IS a NOA but only 3 minor football violations
-there are only 8 minor football violations
-there is NOTHING implicating the CURRENT STAFF
-the ONLY thing on current staff is Tunsil's step-dad (he'll rue the day)
-NOTHING implicates Hugh Freeze
-the investigation is OVER
-no coaches have hired outside counsel
-EXEMPLARY COOPERATION
-NO BOOSTERS have been disassociated
-The NCAA has commended Ole Miss on how professional we have been which will be taken into account.
-Landsharks are eager to release OUR SIDE of the story
-We self-reported most of these violations
-Texas firing Chris Vaughn is ABSOLUTELY NOT related to Ole Miss
-Steve Robertson has been calling Ole Miss recruits and claiming to be NCAA enforcement (he'll rue the day)
-OléMiss will SUE STEVE (he'll rue the day
-OPPORTUNITY FUND
-FBI INVESTIGATING whoever hacked Tunsil's phone (you'll rue the day)
-It's a baseless witch hunt
-Larry Templeton is involved in all of this (he'll rue the day)
-The INVESTIGATION WAS OVER until the draft night fiasco
-Freeze told Finebaum that he would FIRE ANY COACH that was caught in impropriety
-Only NINE SCHOLARSHIPS OVER THREE years' probation
-NCAA has accepted the self-imposed penalties, ELEVEN SCHOLARSHIPS OVER THREE
-Steve Robertson has received a SUBPOENA in a defamation suit (rue the day, I tell you)
-OléMiss has told the NCAA that they WON'T COOPERATE any more
-OléMiss is actually SUING THE NCAA for... excessive enforcement. (they'll rue the day)
-There is NO SECOND NOA or addendum
-Barney FARRAR IS INNOCENT
-MSU (and Alabama, Auburn, Georgia, etc) was told not rat because OléMiss has MOUNTAINS of evidence against them (they'll rue the day)
-OléMiss has evidence that JEFFREY SIMMONS GOT PAID (he'll rue the day)
-BARNEY IS INNOCENT and will be reinstated
-MSU IS BEING INVESTIGATED (they'll rue the day)
-OléMiss has VIDEO TAPES of LEO LEWIS to match MSU's offer of $80k (he'll rue the day)
-Chuck Rounsaville has AUDIO TAPES OF LEO LEWIS asking to match MSU's offer of $80k
-LEO LEWIS SUSPENDED FOR EGG BOWL (6 tackles, 1 sack)
-MSU will receive a NOA
-OléMiss fired all of these coaches for going 5-7; not because of the NCAA investigation
-John Farley is Rosebowl's "source" (he'll rue the day)
-Cam Akers will sign with OléMiss
-NCAA has accepted the SELF IMPOSED PENALTIES
-NCAA won't hit OléMiss hard because of Baylor
-NO BOWL BAN. None.
-NO SECOND NOA, we know a guy.
-The NCAA can't find where we bought any players, so they're using MINIR STUFF to punish us.
-There is ABSOLUTELY NO PAYING recruits.
-Committee On Infractions can see how much OléMiss has suffered already, so they'll go easy and "be fair".
-NCAA CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING, they just add stuff hoping that a few will stick.
-OléMiss media is about to release the LEO LEWIS TAPES... any minute now.
-NCAA is reviewing the LEO LEWIS TAPES.
-This whole thing is a CONSPIRACY by the NCAA, Greg Sankey, Larry Templeton, Greg Byrne, Scott Stricklin, Nick Saban, Dan Mullen, John Cohen, Rosebowl, etc. BUT we have the goods and will take them all down (They'll rue the day)
-Freeze is absolutely NOT GOING ANYWHERE!!
-After this is over, we have plans in place that will EXPOSE THE NCAA corruption (rue the day)
-Leo Lewis SUSPENDED FROM THE SPRING GAME (because that happens in real life)
-Leo Lewis was inaccurate, so his TESTIMONY THROWN OUT (rue)
-MSU IS A REPEAT OFFENDER because Will Redmond (rue)
-Greg Sankey and Larry Templeton CONTROL THE PROCESS; they run the SEC AND the NCAA (rue)
-Rosebowl is a liar; a Black Bear COACH DID NOT MEET A RECRUIT WITH A BOOSTER after the 2nd NOA was delivered.
-Rosebowl's complaint to the ETHICS COMMISSION WILL BE TOSSED OUT.
-In light of Rosebowl's favorable ruling by the ethics commission, Ole Miss won.
-It was DAN MULLEN'S PLAN for Leo Lewis and Kobe Jones to contact the NCAA, take immunity, and lie to the NCAA (rue)
-KOBE JONES CONFESSED to the NCAA that his testimony under immunity was false (rue)
-An MSU BOOSTER PAID LEO LEWIS, Dan Mullen forced him to lie and say it was from the Landsharks (rue)
-LEO LEWIS INELIGIBLE FOR 2017, and will finish at Jackson State (rue)
-All of Rosebowl's posts and podcasts have been accumulated and an epic DEFAMATION CASE is being mounted against him (rue)
-LEO AND KOBE RECANTED their story and Leo's mom is mad that Mullen drug them in to this. (rue)
-15 level 1 violations, 14 disassociated boosters, 8 coaches involved, fixed ACT scores, giving players money, etc. is what we call a SMEAR CAMPAIGN
-All violations involving Leo & Kobe will be DISMISSED because they are based on LIES
-Rebel Rags attorney, Charlie Merkel, is going to humiliate Leo Lewis on the stand.
-Leo Lewis has been ORDERED TO TESTIFY by the NCAA in the Rebel Rags lawsuit or for the COI hearing.
-The NCAA's case is UNRAVELING.
-NO coaches will be FIRED!
-Matthew McConaughey & Sandra Bulloch are renting a house in Oxford because it's so awesome and they are excited that Texas might come back.
-Even though we have disassociated over a dozen boosters, we admit that our assistant coaches committed level 1 violations, we admit that multiple coaches set up meetings with multiple boosters, we admit we fixed ACT scores, our head coach is named in half a dozen or more violations, and the majority of this stuff happened while we knew we were under NCAA investigation.... I'm sorry what were we talking about?
-You'll all roux the day... I mean rue.
 

Xusuromohses

Redshirt
Jun 13, 2017
159
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-there is NO INVESTIGATION
-there IS an investigation in WOMEN'S BASKETBALL & TRACK
-there is NO football NOA
-there IS a NOA but only 3 minor football violations
-there are only 8 minor football violations
-there is NOTHING implicating the CURRENT STAFF
-the ONLY thing on current staff is Tunsil's step-dad (he'll rue the day)
-NOTHING implicates Hugh Freeze
-the investigation is OVER
-no coaches have hired outside counsel
-EXEMPLARY COOPERATION
-NO BOOSTERS have been disassociated
-The NCAA has commended Ole Miss on how professional we have been which will be taken into account.
-Landsharks are eager to release OUR SIDE of the story
-We self-reported most of these violations
-Texas firing Chris Vaughn is ABSOLUTELY NOT related to Ole Miss
-Steve Robertson has been calling Ole Miss recruits and claiming to be NCAA enforcement (he'll rue the day)
-OléMiss will SUE STEVE (he'll rue the day
-OPPORTUNITY FUND
-FBI INVESTIGATING whoever hacked Tunsil's phone (you'll rue the day)
-It's a baseless witch hunt
-Larry Templeton is involved in all of this (he'll rue the day)
-The INVESTIGATION WAS OVER until the draft night fiasco
-Freeze told Finebaum that he would FIRE ANY COACH that was caught in impropriety
-Only NINE SCHOLARSHIPS OVER THREE years' probation
-NCAA has accepted the self-imposed penalties, ELEVEN SCHOLARSHIPS OVER THREE
-Steve Robertson has received a SUBPOENA in a defamation suit (rue the day, I tell you)
-OléMiss has told the NCAA that they WON'T COOPERATE any more
-OléMiss is actually SUING THE NCAA for... excessive enforcement. (they'll rue the day)
-There is NO SECOND NOA or addendum
-Barney FARRAR IS INNOCENT
-MSU (and Alabama, Auburn, Georgia, etc) was told not rat because OléMiss has MOUNTAINS of evidence against them (they'll rue the day)
-OléMiss has evidence that JEFFREY SIMMONS GOT PAID (he'll rue the day)
-BARNEY IS INNOCENT and will be reinstated
-MSU IS BEING INVESTIGATED (they'll rue the day)
-OléMiss has VIDEO TAPES of LEO LEWIS to match MSU's offer of $80k (he'll rue the day)
-Chuck Rounsaville has AUDIO TAPES OF LEO LEWIS asking to match MSU's offer of $80k
-LEO LEWIS SUSPENDED FOR EGG BOWL (6 tackles, 1 sack)
-MSU will receive a NOA
-OléMiss fired all of these coaches for going 5-7; not because of the NCAA investigation
-John Farley is Rosebowl's "source" (he'll rue the day)
-Cam Akers will sign with OléMiss
-NCAA has accepted the SELF IMPOSED PENALTIES
-NCAA won't hit OléMiss hard because of Baylor
-NO BOWL BAN. None.
-NO SECOND NOA, we know a guy.
-The NCAA can't find where we bought any players, so they're using MINIR STUFF to punish us.
-There is ABSOLUTELY NO PAYING recruits.
-Committee On Infractions can see how much OléMiss has suffered already, so they'll go easy and "be fair".
-NCAA CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING, they just add stuff hoping that a few will stick.
-OléMiss media is about to release the LEO LEWIS TAPES... any minute now.
-NCAA is reviewing the LEO LEWIS TAPES.
-This whole thing is a CONSPIRACY by the NCAA, Greg Sankey, Larry Templeton, Greg Byrne, Scott Stricklin, Nick Saban, Dan Mullen, John Cohen, Rosebowl, etc. BUT we have the goods and will take them all down (They'll rue the day)
-Freeze is absolutely NOT GOING ANYWHERE!!
-After this is over, we have plans in place that will EXPOSE THE NCAA corruption (rue the day)
-Leo Lewis SUSPENDED FROM THE SPRING GAME (because that happens in real life)
-Leo Lewis was inaccurate, so his TESTIMONY THROWN OUT (rue)
-MSU IS A REPEAT OFFENDER because Will Redmond (rue)
-Greg Sankey and Larry Templeton CONTROL THE PROCESS; they run the SEC AND the NCAA (rue)
-Rosebowl is a liar; a Black Bear COACH DID NOT MEET A RECRUIT WITH A BOOSTER after the 2nd NOA was delivered.
-Rosebowl's complaint to the ETHICS COMMISSION WILL BE TOSSED OUT.
-In light of Rosebowl's favorable ruling by the ethics commission, Ole Miss won.
-It was DAN MULLEN'S PLAN for Leo Lewis and Kobe Jones to contact the NCAA, take immunity, and lie to the NCAA (rue)
-KOBE JONES CONFESSED to the NCAA that his testimony under immunity was false (rue)
-An MSU BOOSTER PAID LEO LEWIS, Dan Mullen forced him to lie and say it was from the Landsharks (rue)
-LEO LEWIS INELIGIBLE FOR 2017, and will finish at Jackson State (rue)
-All of Rosebowl's posts and podcasts have been accumulated and an epic DEFAMATION CASE is being mounted against him (rue)
-LEO AND KOBE RECANTED their story and Leo's mom is mad that Mullen drug them in to this. (rue)
-15 level 1 violations, 14 disassociated boosters, 8 coaches involved, fixed ACT scores, giving players money, etc. is what we call a SMEAR CAMPAIGN
-All violations involving Leo & Kobe will be DISMISSED because they are based on LIES
-Rebel Rags attorney, Charlie Merkel, is going to humiliate Leo Lewis on the stand.
-Leo Lewis has been ORDERED TO TESTIFY by the NCAA in the Rebel Rags lawsuit or for the COI hearing.
-The NCAA's case is UNRAVELING.
-NO coaches will be FIRED!
-Matthew McConaughey & Sandra Bulloch are renting a house in Oxford because it's so awesome and they are excited that Texas might come back.
-Even though we have disassociated over a dozen boosters, we admit that our assistant coaches committed level 1 violations, we admit that multiple coaches set up meetings with multiple boosters, we admit we fixed ACT scores, our head coach is named in half a dozen or more violations, and the majority of this stuff happened while we knew we were under NCAA investigation.... I'm sorry what were we talking about?
-You'll all roux the day... I mean rue.

Only thing you missed was a Katy Perry reference.
 

RutherfordBHayes

Redshirt
Nov 4, 2014
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I am behind evidently. What the hell is Rue?
Rue
—verb (used with object), rued, ru·ing.

to feel sorrow over; repent of; regret bitterly:
to wish that (something) had never been done, taken place, etc.:

Ole Miss fans, in their current stage of denial, are convinced that their troubles are the fault of MSU and Steve Robertson, and they will retaliate. Hence, we will "rue the day" that we decided to start this NCAA investigation, uncover 21 violations, 14 boosters, 8 coaches, ban them from bowl games, restrict their scholarships, and put them on probation.
 

Wizard.sixpack

Freshman
Sep 15, 2009
6,511
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Rue
—verb (used with object), rued, ru·ing.

to feel sorrow over; repent of; regret bitterly:
to wish that (something) had never been done, taken place, etc.:

Ole Miss fans, in their current stage of denial, are convinced that their troubles are the fault of MSU and Steve Robertson, and they will retaliate. Hence, we will "rue the day" that we decided to start this NCAA investigation, uncover 21 violations, 14 boosters, 8 coaches, ban them from bowl games, restrict their scholarships, and put them on probation.
Thanks!
 

RutherfordBHayes

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Nov 4, 2014
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So what's next, the COI or what?
It depends on your point of view.

Precedent and written procedure tell us that there will be a hearing in the fall where the COI sits down with representatives from Ole Miss and the NCAA investigators, listens to allegations, reviews evidence, and hears the defense. At some point after the hearing, they will rule and levy punishment.

Ole Miss fans tell us that there will be lawsuits filed, Leo Lewis and Kobe Jones will sit in front of a judge and jury and a lawyer from Clarksdale that is the second coming of William Jennings Bryan who will fire away and reduce them to tears and confession, the COI will change their minds on immunity, the liar-liar-pants-on-fire defense, the NCAA begs Ole Miss for forgiveness, the New York Times comes to the defense of the noble Rebs because they didn't cheat THAT bad, Ole Miss takes back the bowl ban, the NCAA recants and thanks the Rebs, Ole Miss volunteers 5 scholarships over 17 years, the NCAA turns its attention on MSU, they find out that Dan Mullen paid Leo Lewis millions and Jeffrey Simmons is al Qaeda, we get an NOA, MSU loses its football program and is dropped by the SEC, Ole Miss exposes the NCAA for excessive prosecution and defamation which leads to its implosion, they expose Greg Sankley for being a Mutt supporter and collaborator, with the NCAA and SEC out of the way Ole Miss finally resumes its rightful spot atop college football and will be the envy of all of of colleges across the world, and they accept the inevitable invitation to the Ivy League which they actually fit in culturally with anyway.
 

Willow Grove Dawg

All-American
Nov 3, 2016
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The is almost as good as Steve Robertson's ROSE BOWL dream in 2001

although not quiet as realistic.


It depends on your point of view.

Precedent and written procedure tell us that there will be a hearing in the fall where the COI sits down with representatives from Ole Miss and the NCAA investigators, listens to allegations, reviews evidence, and hears the defense. At some point after the hearing, they will rule and levy punishment.

Ole Miss fans tell us that there will be lawsuits filed, Leo Lewis and Kobe Jones will sit in front of a judge and jury and a lawyer from Clarksdale that is the second coming of William Jennings Bryan who will fire away and reduce them to tears and confession, the COI will change their minds on immunity, the liar-liar-pants-on-fire defense, the NCAA begs Ole Miss for forgiveness, the New York Times comes to the defense of the noble Rebs because they didn't cheat THAT bad, Ole Miss takes back the bowl ban, the NCAA recants and thanks the Rebs, Ole Miss volunteers 5 scholarships over 17 years, the NCAA turns its attention on MSU, they find out that Dan Mullen paid Leo Lewis millions and Jeffrey Simmons is al Qaeda, we get an NOA, MSU loses its football program and is dropped by the SEC, Ole Miss exposes the NCAA for excessive prosecution and defamation which leads to its implosion, they expose Greg Sankley for being a Mutt supporter and collaborator, with the NCAA and SEC out of the way Ole Miss finally resumes its rightful spot atop college football and will be the envy of all of of colleges across the world, and they accept the inevitable invitation to the Ivy League which they actually fit in culturally with anyway.
 

tatedog

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Mar 28, 2015
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I get the feeling reality is slowly setting on Ole Miss faithful that Yancy, Chuck, Godfrey, and the other Ole Miss water carriers are stringing them along to a gigantic disappointment. They are suddenly saltier than their preseason 2016 defense--very ill tempered and irrational lately.
 

dawgoneyall

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Nov 11, 2007
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It depends on your point of view.

Precedent and written procedure tell us that there will be a hearing in the fall where the COI sits down with representatives from Ole Miss and the NCAA investigators, listens to allegations, reviews evidence, and hears the defense. At some point after the hearing, they will rule and levy punishment.

Ole Miss fans tell us that there will be lawsuits filed, Leo Lewis and Kobe Jones will sit in front of a judge and jury and a lawyer from Clarksdale that is the second coming of William Jennings Bryan who will fire away and reduce them to tears and confession, the COI will change their minds on immunity, the liar-liar-pants-on-fire defense, the NCAA begs Ole Miss for forgiveness, the New York Times comes to the defense of the noble Rebs because they didn't cheat THAT bad, Ole Miss takes back the bowl ban, the NCAA recants and thanks the Rebs, Ole Miss volunteers 5 scholarships over 17 years, the NCAA turns its attention on MSU, they find out that Dan Mullen paid Leo Lewis millions and Jeffrey Simmons is al Qaeda, we get an NOA, MSU loses its football program and is dropped by the SEC, Ole Miss exposes the NCAA for excessive prosecution and defamation which leads to its implosion, they expose Greg Sankley for being a Mutt supporter and collaborator, with the NCAA and SEC out of the way Ole Miss finally resumes its rightful spot atop college football and will be the envy of all of of colleges across the world, and they accept the inevitable invitation to the Ivy League which they actually fit in culturally with anyway.

That is great. Have you considered running for President?
 
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