RIP: Chuck Norris Dead at 86
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Rip to a legend. In his honor I think UK should beat the snot out of Santa Clara.
I was just talking about him the other day with a friend. We were wondering if you polled people of every age, at what point would the majority of people not know what a Chuck Norris joke is. Curious what you all think, my guess is around 18.
When Chuck Norris did push ups, he didn't push himself up. he pushed the earth down
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug in his bedroom.
It's not dead. It's just too scared to move.
Death had a near Chuck Norris experience once.
It's not dead. It's just too scared to move.
Death had a near Chuck Norris experience once.
Chuck Norris didn't enter the pearly gates today. He roundhouse kicked them open.
Damn, death wore Chuck Norris Boxer shorts. This isn’t right. R.I.P. Chuck.
God sent the angels to bring Chuck Norris to heaven ...
The angels came back, sorrowy, said they couldn't find him .... then they found out that Chuck had already used his stealth Ninja skills to sneak in the back of the Pearly Gates and was already inside, hanging out with Jesus and all the saints !
Amen
RIP Chuck
The angels came back, sorrowy, said they couldn't find him .... then they found out that Chuck had already used his stealth Ninja skills to sneak in the back of the Pearly Gates and was already inside, hanging out with Jesus and all the saints !
Amen
RIP Chuck
When Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mother home from the hospital.
When Chuck slices onions, they cry.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
Time waits for no man, unless it’s Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice.
Chuck Norris is the only man to successfully delete the Recycle Bin.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria’s Secret.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: “What is courage?” He received an A-plus for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
When God said, “Let there be LIGHT!” Chuck Norris said, “Say, please.”
When Chuck slices onions, they cry.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
Time waits for no man, unless it’s Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice.
Chuck Norris is the only man to successfully delete the Recycle Bin.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria’s Secret.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: “What is courage?” He received an A-plus for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
When God said, “Let there be LIGHT!” Chuck Norris said, “Say, please.”
Chuck Norris could parallel-park a train.
chuck never misdialed--the person answered the wrong phone.
Chuck never got a math problem wrong--it just became the new correct answer
chuck never misdialed--the person answered the wrong phone.
Chuck never got a math problem wrong--it just became the new correct answer
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they’re just called “the Islands”
