What would these QB's records be this year if everything is the same just them QBing instead of Fitz?
Dak Prescott 5-0 Dak stiff arms Kentucky back into being Kentucky. Easily beats Mullen cause Dak has accuracy and can identify a dude blitzing straight at him from 10 yards away.
Damian Williams 4-1 Williams hates Mullen and would skull17 him, still loses to Kentucky cause Eiland is dumbs and never blocks Allen.
Elijah Staley 4-1 Staley completes that pass to Osirus and another one somehow because Eli did throw the prettiest hailmary in all of the land. Still gets beat by UK though cause he understands the offense worse than Vince Lombardi's dead corpse.
Tyler Russell 4-1 the statue also loses to Kentucky cause Allen has 15 sacks. However with a sudden clearance from concussion protocol leads State to a throttling of Florida 48-13. Russell can complete passes.
Chris Relf 5-0 the more time goes by the more I like Relf. Relf donkey kicks Allen in the balls a couple of times and he disappears from the NFL draft board the next day. He also has zero trouble beating his former coach.
Tyson Lee 5-0 Lee is smart. He grasps the offense right away and magically turns into mini McSorley except he's scared shitless to run himself too much so he hands it off to our RBs who both have back to back 100 yards games.
Dak Prescott 5-0 Dak stiff arms Kentucky back into being Kentucky. Easily beats Mullen cause Dak has accuracy and can identify a dude blitzing straight at him from 10 yards away.
Damian Williams 4-1 Williams hates Mullen and would skull17 him, still loses to Kentucky cause Eiland is dumbs and never blocks Allen.
Elijah Staley 4-1 Staley completes that pass to Osirus and another one somehow because Eli did throw the prettiest hailmary in all of the land. Still gets beat by UK though cause he understands the offense worse than Vince Lombardi's dead corpse.
Tyler Russell 4-1 the statue also loses to Kentucky cause Allen has 15 sacks. However with a sudden clearance from concussion protocol leads State to a throttling of Florida 48-13. Russell can complete passes.
Chris Relf 5-0 the more time goes by the more I like Relf. Relf donkey kicks Allen in the balls a couple of times and he disappears from the NFL draft board the next day. He also has zero trouble beating his former coach.
Tyson Lee 5-0 Lee is smart. He grasps the offense right away and magically turns into mini McSorley except he's scared shitless to run himself too much so he hands it off to our RBs who both have back to back 100 yards games.