Possible titles for Coach34's book

[cowbell88]

"I am Coach34"
(which means I'm Awesome and you're not)

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

Daddy Said the Condom Broke

And It's been my mission to make somebody pay... ever since.

 

[DerHntr]

"Why Pay For A Real Coach When You Can Get Peaches For Free"

see what I did there?

 

[JackShephard]

Grin and Bear it: how to take a 2" **** up the

***.

the art of giving and receiving head on 2"

The miracle: my discovery of the 2" ejaculating ****

 

[Dawg Jurist]

"Tradishuns: 1001 Racist Things I've Overheard Ole Miss Graduates Say"

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[THE Bruce Dickinson]

50 Shades of Latex

 

[Cooterpoot]

I was Rosebowls Prison Beeotch: Grindin' for his State- C34

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[onewoof]

I Told You So: My Life as an Internet Coach

 

[Coach34]

How To Manipulate a Message Board for a Decade

 

[SkullCandy.sixpack]

Tea leaves? Meh! I can read the future from an unflushed turd.

 

[Sam Adams Dog]

The Vietnam War, Acid Wash Jeans and The housing Market Crash; how it's all Tyler Russell's fault

 

[Victory Red]

Dotting that Eye - A Memoir.

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[blacklistedbully]

My Life As a Goat-Herder

 

[Dawgbreeze]

"You know I am an expert, because I was a great Junior High basketball coach"

 

[TUSK.sixpack]

"Lessons In Humility"..... forward by TUSK

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[Kicking Bird]

I'm not only the President of the hair club for men, I'm also a member.

 

[JungRebel]

Man's Search for Meaning (on a Message Board) - forward by TennStud

 

[GutshotStr8]

Unafraid of judgemental ********

Or simply - Courageous

 

[Dawg Jurist]

Lesson 1: Forward vs. Foreword

class dismissed

 

[JackShephard]

More like: "How to let an internet message board control your life for a decade"

Or "How to waste a decade of your life"

 

[GhostOfJackie]

"Duping the Douchbags" A guide to catfishing Ole Miss fans into insanity.

"Deflection" How to survice the onslaught of personal internet attacks from a fanbase with "little Penis syndrome"

"Inside Job" A guide to catfishing members of your own fanbase into thinking you are "for real".

 

[ckDOG]

A Guide to Appearing "In the Know". Foreward by Kenny Payne.

Chapter 1. The art of rehashing current message board fodder by stating it came from your source.

Chapter 2. How to deflect ownership of your assertions by blaming it on the source or a fluid situation.

Chapter 3. Beating your chest when your **** sticks to a wall.

 

[Coach34]

Chapter 1. The art of rehashing current message board fodder by stating it came from your source.

Chapter 2. How to deflect ownership of your assertions by blaming it on the source or a fluid situation.

Chapter 3. Beating your chest when your **** sticks to a wall.

file these 2 words away for a little while:

turf toe

 

[tenureplan]

What is a woman with a hairy camel

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[ckDOG]

Your source is a trainer?

Wow...those are some deep connections there Coach.