Possible new UM Coaches

johnson86-1

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So apparently Luke will coach this season, but will there any realistic decent options for UM in December?

Seems like a couple of types of coaches they can go for:

Veteran Damaged Goods. This would be a coach that has fallen from grace, but UM is limited because they aren't going to be able to take a coach that has fallen from grace because of NCAA troubles. Some names off the top of my head?
  • Houston Nutt? Actually would be exactly what they need. Not attractive to any program that's not reeling, but at least has proven he can succeed. Except, you know, for the obvious reasons, he would actually be right up their alley. Not really an option for them though for obvious reasons.
  • Miles? I don't think he's damaged goods enough. Probably the only way he's getting into the SEC; but he can go to another lower tier Power 5 school without the NCAA headaches.
  • Leach - Obviously not an option now, but if the timing of his falling out with Texas Tech had been different, he probably would have been a decent option. I'm not sure how his offense would work in the SEC, but I think he could get them four wins a year between OOC and Vandy even handicapped by scholarship limitations, so he wouldn't have been a bad option.
  • Tubberville? - Not sure if he'd be interested in that type of challenge at this point in h is career and not sure if he wouldn't have better options.
  • Bo Pelini: This is actually my pick. He's apparently weird as 17 and claimed when he left Nebraska taht he'd never had an administration support him. Tell him he can come to UM and they have basically no expectations other than for him to not get into NCAA trouble and not to hire escorts with a university phone.

Up & Comer 5-10 years early or Skip-a-level coach. Basically a FCS or even Div. II coach that has had really good success with his "system" without fielding teams that have had an athletic advantage. Probably need to be an offensive coach. THis would basically be Longo or his equivalent. Probably a dozen or two dozen options here.


The Coach is the Punishment Coach. Basically Croom.
  • Maybe McGriff (although he may have too much experience with recruiting for the NCAA's tastes)?
  • Probably plenty of options here.


The Just here for the Paycheck Coach. Any coach that's not really qualified and doesn't really have a chance at success, but takes the big payday while both sides wait for it to end.
  • McGriff? - That seems to be the approach for him to take the DC job; maybe it makes sense for him to take it up a level.
  • Have to be tons of options here.

Who else is out there that would make sense?
 

BiscuitEater

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NAFOOM discussing this list ..

Matt Luke
Wesley McGriff
Mike Leach
Kevin Sumlin
Chip Kelly
Odell Higgins
Mario Cristobal
Rodney Garner
Bob Stoops
Lane Kiffin
Skip Holtz
Charlie Strong
Frank Wilson
Justin Fuente
Mike Norvell
 

BossDawg78

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Whoever they hire you will damn sure know how awesome they are because they will be shoving it down our throats 24/7.
 

Snog

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I'm not so sure about that. They're about to take a serious financial hit from the NCAA. Not to mention what they've already spent on legal fees. I'd say their starting point would be in the neighborhood of 1.5.
 

T-TownDawgg

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I just heard on JOX Birmingham Lane Kiffen's last 4 added on twitter are Bear Athletics personnel.
 

thekimmer

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Katie Perry.....

They won't win any football games (that wasn't going to happen anyway) but they could keep their unbeaten streak alive of never losing a party!
 

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When Freezus was hired they said "he really wanted to coach Ole Miss." If they actually want someone who is attached to the Confederates I would say go with Kent Austin.
 

Snog

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That's actually a good idea. The question is would he leave the CFL for the headache?
 

ckDOG

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It's not worth speculating until sanctions are handed out.

They are going to get hit hard with revenue sharing forfeiture. They'll also get hit hard with scholarship reductions and post season bans. Where's the money coming from to pay somebody enough to deal with that cluster 17? This is going to get Croomtastic.
 

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It would have to be an older coach cashing that last paycheck right? I mean, they are going to suck. They play in the toughest conference in the world and they are going to be doing it with handcuffs on with the scholarship reductions. This will devastate class after class for probably the next 10 years. I don't care how good you are or how low the administration expectations are, sucking is going to get you fired in the SEC. Normal fans would do it, and Ole Miss fans are far from normal. I guess you could get a D2/D3 guy who thinks "I can make this work" without a damn clue of how brutal the SEC is, but why would a Fuentes, Kiffen, or someone like that even consider this? This is a career killer.
 

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Dear gosh please let it be Kent Austin. That guy never had a winning season in three years at Cornell. His CFL team is also winless currently.
 

00Dawg

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Realistically...

I'd go with a couple of the names thrown out on McElroy's Sirius show this morning:
Craig Bohl
Greg Schiano

I bet both of them wouldn't seriously talk about it until sanctions are determined, though.
If they want to start talks now, they'll need someone currently unemployed. I don't think Miles would take it nor Tuberville, and Chip Kelly is a pipe dream.

For lower level candidates, I wouldn't be surprised to see Buddy Stephens' name thrown out a lot.
 

Chesusdog

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Bob Stoops? Thats about as big of a jpke as Miles. Big Game Bob aint coming to Oxford.
 

johnson86-1

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Hal Mumme. Belhaven University. Former SEC HC experience. Co-founder of the Air Raid Offense. Totes water for OM all day long.

I thought about Hal Mumme and think he would be a good realistic option except for his NCAA troubles at UK. Not sure he is viewed like Jackie was, but I'm not sure they can take anybody with previous issues with the NCAA.

ETA: Looked at Mumme's record and I thought it was much better than it actually is. Really shocked he bombed so badly at New Mexico St and Belhaven.
 
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I wouldn't be surprised if they end up promoting the guy he just hired as OC. I'm pretty surprised he wasn't the interim choice as he has head coaching experience and no connections I'm aware of to their current state of affairs. He's been around enough to get at least a rudimentary education into how the network operates as well.
 
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