Possible 1 minute phone call..

stateu1

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Mar 21, 2016
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"Hey, Bambi, it's Hugh again"

"Hey, babe, great to hear from you. How you doin?"

"I'm great."

"Hey, my boy Barney is gonna be calling. Set him up with everything he needs. You know we are good for it."

"Sure thing, babe."


Sound plausible?
 

MaroonOldCrow

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Aug 22, 2012
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Or,

"Good afternoon, Hookers'RUs, how can we service you today?"

"Oh 17, let me call back from a different phone!"

-Forgets he dialed from that phone.
 

tatedog

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Mar 28, 2015
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Both of these are plausible theories. I tend to believe that he dialed from the wrong phone by accident though. I just can't tell you how easy it is to mix up your Jesus phone and your hooker phone.
 

stateu1

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Wondering why he wouldn't have an assistant do it in the first place?
 

tatedog

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Mar 28, 2015
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Barney say he ain't got time for running hookers what with all these electric bills piling up and the managing of the Opportunity Fund.
 

TheStateUofMS

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Dec 26, 2009
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"Pattern of behavior" means he dialed these type #s often...

Both of these are plausible theories. I tend to believe that he dialed from the wrong phone by accident though. I just can't tell you how easy it is to mix up your Jesus phone and your hooker phone.

You know...to form a "pattern of behavior."

He thought so highly of himself, and he manipulated others into thinking the same, the admin wouldn't possibly monitor his phone records that closely.

He's pathological. This is what pathological people do. In his mind, he probably thought he deserved to make these calls and receive these types of services.
 

Dawgbite

Heisman
Nov 1, 2011
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Hugh gets home from recruiting in DC and decides to take a shower, wife picks up phone and scrolls through recent calls. Decides to call number just to see who answers, after a minute of shocked awkward silence, hangs up.
 

Xenomorph

Heisman
Feb 15, 2007
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Barney say..

 

615dawg

All-American
Jun 4, 2007
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More likely voice mail picked up, 1 minute registered, he didn't leave a message.
 

RocketDawg

All-Conference
Oct 21, 2011
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Hugh gets home from recruiting in DC and decides to take a shower, wife picks up phone and scrolls through recent calls. Decides to call number just to see who answers, after a minute of shocked awkward silence, hangs up.

Isn't that pretty much what Tiger's wife did? So your theory is quite plausible.
 

jakldawg

Redshirt
May 1, 2006
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Let's stop messing around here...

the girl's name is Analesa. Feel free to prove otherwise.
 

Xenomorph

Heisman
Feb 15, 2007
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..I think she's been operating under the don't ask/don't tell policy for years.
 

notoriousD_O_G

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Apr 1, 2013
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Pimp : What are you looking for?

HF: Do you have any girls with prosthetic limbs? More specifically something made out of wood?
 

triton28

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Dec 18, 2009
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Hey Bambi, it's Hugh. Remember me? I'm the guy that 17'd the core values out of you.
 
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