Minor thread hijack ..
Sounds like you have something to share.
But on the same subject .. sounds like you could really use this book ..
How to **** in the Woods by Kathleen Meyer. You can thank me later.
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http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/15...n the woods&qid=1457359901&ref_=sr_1_1&sr=8-1
It's in the 3rd edition and has sold over 2.5M copies. Has been thus described ..
Ah wilderness! What better place to escape the stifling trappings of urban existence—overflowing inboxes, two-hour commutes, social-media addiction. And, of course, indoor plumbing. "Take off your shoes for a while, unzip your fly, piss hearty, dig your toes in the hot sand, feel that raw and rugged earth," the great Western author and curmudgeon Edward Abbey once exhorted car-bound city slickers. Contemplating the reasons for taking a trek down the Appalachian Trail (and aping Abbey-ish machismo), travel writer Bill Bryson mused, "I wanted a little of that swagger that comes with being able to gaze at a far horizon through eyes of chipped granite and
say with a slow, manly sniff, 'Yeah, I've **** in the woods.'"
But before you go forth and drop poop in the great outdoors, you may want to consult Kathleen Meyer's How to **** in the Woods: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art. Since it was first published in 1989, it's sold more than 2.5 million copies and introduced many an outdoor enthusiast to what Meyer, a longtime river guide, calls "a skill all but lost to the bulk of the population along with the art of making soap, carding wool, and skinning buffalo." Just republished, HTSITW is packed
with pro tips for going about your business (particularly pooping) in the wild as conveniently, hygienically, and unembarrassingly as possible.
