Poll: Chapstick

[ReynoldsHusker]

asking for a friend

 

[ReynoldsHusker]

Sure is cuz it’s manly to have dry, cracked lips that hurt!

Try voting then.

FYI there’s other options than using lipstick

 

[Charlie Marlow_rivals363743]

 

[NikkiSixx_rivals269993]

if it is matte, then it's just gay
if it is the shiny kind, then it's feminine
always carry some chapstick and put it on your finger first.. then apply it.. it's still gay af, but, you won't be having chapped lips, and you won't be as feminine, and if by chance someone does notice, it's them who is gay, so watch out!

 

[litespeedhuskerfan_rivals19671]

if it is matte, then it's just gay
if it is the shiny kind, then it's feminine
always carry some chapstick and put it on your finger first.. then apply it.. it's still gay af, but, you won't be having chapped lips, and you won't be as feminine, and if by chance someone does notice, it's them who is gay, so watch out!

RollingLaugh

 

[Hugo_Stiglitz7]

Is your friend's favorite pick up line: "It puts the lotion in the basket, whenever it's told"?

Asking for myself.

 

[otismotis08]

I just have a hard time fitting the chapstick in the pocket of my skinny jeans. Especially the purple, yellow, and teal ones.

 

[RestStopRon]

I knew a dude that said carmex helped ease his hemorrhoids. Odd

 

[litespeedhuskerfan_rivals19671]

I knew a dude that said carmex helped ease his hemorrhoids. Odd

I wanna know how he ever came to find that out...wait a minute, no I don't. It's kinda like lobster, I love it, but who was the first person to look at that ugly creature and think "I think I'll try eating that"?

 

[Baxter48_rivals204143]

If you work outside especially in the summer it's a good idea to use some with sun block ya sure don't want to get lip cancer which I have witnessed several people with it and it's nasty. And I'm not a Dr

 

[HBK4life_rivals100467]

I wanna know how he ever came to find that out...wait a minute, no I don't. It's kinda like lobster, I love it, but who was the first person to look at that ugly creature and think "I think I'll try eating that"?

Many many years ago lobsters were considered poor people food and fed to people being punished and in prison. Sign me up.Winking

 

[F5Tornado]

Susie "Chap Stick" Chaffee used it, it's good enough for me!

 

[Hoosker Du]

Still love their version of this Cure song. And a very funny video..

 

[dinglefritz]

If you work outside especially in the summer it's a good idea to use some with sun block ya sure don't want to get lip cancer which I have witnessed several people with it and it's nasty. And I'm not a Dr

Anybody that thinks using Chapstick is some how feminine is an idiot who has probably never done a minute of outdoors work or recreation. I dare you to head to the mountains on a hiking trip without Chapstick.

 

[ReynoldsHusker]

I knew a dude that said carmex helped ease his hemorrhoids. Odd

Sounds like a KState or Iowa fan hillbilly remedy.
Those people are poors & cant afford to go to real doctors

 

[schuele]

Anybody that thinks using Chapstick is some how feminine is an idiot who has probably never done a minute of outdoors work or recreation. I dare you to head to the mountains on a hiking trip without Chapstick.

No kidding. After nearly 20 years in Colorado, I can't even count how many Chapsticks I've gone through. But maybe I'll stop using it now, because I sure don't want to risk the disapproval of some dimwit with way too much time on his hands.

 

[litespeedhuskerfan_rivals19671]

Can we not even joke about Chapstick now? Is there a list somewhere? It'll prolly just say this:

"Things we can't joke about anymore"...
#1 Chapstick
#2 "EVERYTHING ELSE".

 

[rrthusker]

I use chapstick. Come at me bro!

 

[jrhuskerdad_rivals491985]

I use lipstick-style chapstick and like the rest of y'all, I like watching athletic grown men in tight pants play with each other every fall Saturday. Sometimes I even pay so I can be there to watch them do it person.

Jesus, football can't get here fast enough.

 

[litespeedhuskerfan_rivals19671]

I use lipstick-style chapstick and like the rest of y'all, I like watching athletic grown men in tight pants play with each other every fall Saturday. Sometimes I even pay so I can be there to watch them do it person.

Jesus, football can't get here fast enough.

I shave my legs...TMI?????

 

[RealTucoSalamanca]

I just have a hard time fitting the chapstick in the pocket of my skinny jeans. Especially the purple, yellow, and teal ones.

yep, and the chicks questioning why you have two similar sized objects near your front pocket. Is that chap stick in your pocket or are you just glad to see her?

 

[TheBeav815]

Got hooked on chap stick and lotion when I was on Accutane. That stuff sucks the moisture out of places you didn't even know you had. I'm never without mint chap stick and let me tell you, your wife loves that mint finish when I kiss her.

I'm usually too lazy to put lotion on now, except in the winter when I can't stand how much I itch from the dry skin. The ladies like it when they put your hands on you and you don't feel like an iguana.

I guess I don't mind having soft lips or smelling like cocoa butter because I don't have an embarrassing wang.

 

[RestStopRon]

Try voting then.

FYI there’s other options than using lipstick

What are the other options you’re supporting that are manly at your middle school?

 

[Huskerfan2112]

I like to slay a feral hog with my bare hands. Then i render its fat down to a secret lip balm concoction which I dispense via an empty 50 caliber shell casing. No girly chapstick for me.

Actually i use carmex. Works better.

 

[jrhuskerdad_rivals491985]

I'm sorry, but this is just a poorly written poll. WTF does the OP mean by "using?" If I don't actually apply the product, but just "use" the tube is that still feminine?

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[bigboxes]

I shave my legs...TMI?????

AND you use chapstick??? WTF?

 

[GeauxBigRed]

When I was in college my roommate put my other roommates chapstick on his butthole as a prank. I haven’t been able to look at chapstick the same ever since.

 

[bigboxes]

When I was in college my roommate put my other roommates chapstick on his butthole as a prank. I haven’t been able to look at chapstick the same ever since.

Good lord. If the stuff I did as a freshman and sophomore got out... I mean, I would totally own it. Actually, I'm quite proud of my hijinx as a young man.

 

[Ki113rSk3r69]

I kiss my woman, she uses chapstick, does that count?

 

[Huskerfan2112]

Good lord. If the stuff I did as a freshman and sophomore got out... I mean, I would totally own it. Actually, I'm quite proud of my hijinx as a young man.

That has the making of a great thread

 

[c2o]

Putting Chapstick on your roommates butthole is not manly.
It ain't feminine either...
I don't even know what to say about that.

 

[Charlie Marlow_rivals363743]

Still love their version of this Cure song. And a very funny video..

They have some amusing videos. I kinda like the Sugarcube one

 

[Charlie Marlow_rivals363743]

Putting Chapstick on your roommates butthole is not manly.
It ain't feminine either...
I don't even know what to say about that.

It's something Westside kids would do.

 

[Hugo_Stiglitz7]

It's something Westside kids would do.

Creighton Prep, says hello!

 

[c2o]

My brow is forrowed since reading Geaux's post.
I'm going have to walk around with it for at least a day.

 

[CledusSnow]

OP is onto something here..

Use Carmex if your lips are chapped.

Nobody looked like a bigger ***** than Mike Riley rolling on chapstick every few minutes

 

[c2o]

Carmex is addictive.
All the crackheads and meth users have Carmex.

 

[schuele]

Carmex is addictive.
All the crackheads and meth users have Carmex.

I don't use Carmex because up until recently, it had zero SPF. Found that out the hard way by using it at a baseball tournament, and my lips got burned to a crisp.

It's SPF 15 now, which isn't bad. But I never bought it again after that. Good thing, too, or I might be a crackhead.

 

[bigboxes]

I use plain Chapstick. I can't stand the fragrance/taste of carmex. I just want to keep my lips from drying out. Whether I'm at working or on the go, I have some in my pocket, along with my eyedrops. One of you mofos better not be sticking my chapstick up your bum!

 

[TwinsRRUs_rivals79748]

I like to slay a feral hog with my bare hands. Then i render its fat down to a secret lip balm concoction which I dispense via an empty 50 caliber shell casing. No girly chapstick for me.

Actually i use carmex. Works better.

I always put Carmex on my cold sores when I was a kid and have always used Carmex since.

My wife hates the smell of it, even the straberry kind, but I don't care. Smokin