You're bright.
I'll tell you what, come make me. I'll be sitting here in Lex, Barnes and Noble in Hamburg Pavillion, Directly in front of Target and next to Pier One Imports all day long. I'll be at a table in the cafe, computer open, wearing a black polo and khaki pants. I'm 6'1", about 195 lbs., brown hair. I'll have a cup of coffee sitting next to me. Can't miss me, I'll leave a chair here for you. I'll show you exactly how to eat something.
If you choose not to show, I'll not be surprised. I can tell your a complete idiot, however, so there's a chance anyway.