Phrases that sicken you

[Jeffreauxdawg]

"You have to put your clothes back on in if you're going to be in the pool sir."

 

[BulldogBlitz]

My wife: "hey, good news, my parents are coming for a week for Christmas"

 

[garddog]

Phone rings… Hey, I just sent you an email…

Mother17er.. email is for stuff that can wait.

Nope, email is for proof.

 

[BulldogBlitz]

Phone rings… Hey, I just sent you an email…

Mother17er.. email is for stuff that can wait.

Reminds me of an asshat that I used to work with....email, everyone on bcc, high importance, confirmed delivery, etc. When you brought up topic, he would pull out date and time you opened his email. He lasted 2 years, mainly because he was tight with someone, once they left, he was a goner.

 

[JackShephard]

I’ve found that if you start saying them (especially saying them incorrectly) they’ll stop using them so much around you. Or if they are on the phone with their friends and you start saying them that really does the trick.

I can attest that this is true.

 

[TimberBeast]

I heard two terms at a recent work meeting . . . "impact" (used as a verb) and "robust."

I hate hearing upper management types say those words.

Holistic Approach. Whenever I hear the word holistic I know some serious BS is coming next.

 

[dickiedawg]

Half this thread reads like “Get off my lawn”

 

[anon1756333655]

My truth

This is the correct answer

 

[Jacknut]

I can attest that this is true.

Yep, bust out the old "goober Dad" and that stops it.

my personal non-favorite of the last few years "threat to our democracy!"

 

[RivaDawg]

Nope, email is for proof.

The e in email stands for evidence.

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

Your anticipated wait time on this call is 47 min.

 

[Ranchdawg]

Big news coming!

 

[grinningmule]

Is it in yet?

 

[OopsICroomedmypants]

Coleman leaving

 

[dawgstudent]

I'm tired of these:
1. That is a game changer!
2. Can you believe it?!
3. What were they thinking?
4. He climbed the ladder to make that catch.

I guess by this time of the year I've heard them ad nauseum. There are more but can't think of them right now.

Haven’t read this thread but I will add

But with that being said, I have decided to enter the transfer portal.

 

[Mr. Cook]

Did someone already say, "Respect my decision."

“I speak my truth”*****

 

[Wesson Bulldog]

Haven’t read this thread but I will add

But with that being said, I have decided to enter the transfer portal.

Respeck my decision

 

[goodknight]

These ones

 

[85Bears]

Trust the plan

 

[willi13]

I’m pregnant

 

[stateu1]

Bought in