Peyton & Saints joke

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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'lucida grande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif; font-size: 11px; text-align: left;"><div class="comment_text" style="padding: 1px 5px 0px 0px;"><div id="text_expose_id_4b65b16652d682d2de5b9" class="comment_actual_text text_exposed" style="display: inline;">Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died and went to heaven. When he got to heaven, God was showing
him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window. "This house is yours
for eternity, Peyton," said God.

"This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline;">

Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.
On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a
black and gold sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Saints logo flag, and in every window, a
New Orleans Saints towel.

Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question.<span class="Apple-converted-space"></span>
I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."

God said "So what's your point Peyton?"

Well, why does Drew Brees get a better house than me?"

God chuckled, and said "Peyton, that's not Drew's house, it's mine."
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