Per Nafoom

[ronpolk]

Dak is now a coke addict.

 

[Col. Forbin]

Makes sense*

 

[TBone.sixpack]

What a pathetic group of human beings.

 

[hydrodawg]

Fresca fiends up north are jealous. nm.

Dak is now a coke addict.

. nm

 

[MSUFanVburg]

Dak is now a coke addict.

Regular Coke, Cherry Coke, Diet Coke, or Coke Zero?

 

[Digging dog]

Way too laid back for that****

 

[codeDawg]

I think they misspelled Chad.

 

[patdog]

Come on guys. That's just their shtick. Can't you see how 17ing hilarious that is?

 

[BulldogBlitz]

No.

 

[BossDawg78]

Well, they are pretty much experts on the subject, with that non-stop supply from Memphis and all.

 

[ronpolk]

Come on guys. That's just their shtick. Can't you see how 17ing hilarious that is?

It makes especially hilarious that they dream up this "rumor" while they have a player in ICU for using a synthetic drug. You literally can't make up that level of irony.

 

[MsStateFan11]

+1

 

[Dawg1976]

Regular Coke, Cherry Coke, Diet Coke, or Coke Zero?

Warren Buffett prefers cherry. I'm going with that.

 

[WrapItDog]

Regular Coke, Cherry Coke, Diet Coke, or Coke Zero?

Oxford has the new Spicy Coke**

 

[os62]

Dak is now a coke addict.

I doubt it's coke, but I'm pretty sure he's all hopped up on Mountain Dew....

 

[KurtRambis4]

What'd you expect?

You're dealing with a bunch of out-of-stater carpetbaggers who weren't intelligent enough to get into the school of their home state.

 

[KeyserSoze1999]

Yancy is NOT gonna want to share the Booger Sugar!!!

 

[Dawgbite]

I doubt it's coke, but I'm pretty sure he's all hopped up on Mountain Dew....

And he is about to go all spider monkey on yalls *** Saturday night too.

 

[Col. Forbin]

Nah he will just show up late night looking to bum from folks.

 

[DocHolliday.sixpack]

Man these 17ers are pathetic. Hows your ICU status of Nkeindashian?

Grasping for straws or "schtick intended" no matter. Just damn corny as hell. Ever heard of the phrase "goob chills"? Well by damn I just got em. Of course, look who we're dealing with here.

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

It's evident that he is talking to the Shrinks now.

 

[BulldogBlitz]

The spice story was just to cover. Yes actually going through reassignment surgery.

 

[ShrubDog]

And CK is on amphetamines. And that is a PED.

 

[Bulldogg31]

This is so true. I've got some friends here in S Carolina who's kid half-assed his way through high school then bombed his ACT. He was accepted at only 2 schools. One of them was Ole Miss.

He is a freshman at Arizona State.

 

[BigLeagueChew]

Didn't the rumor from last year that C.J. Johnson was in rehab start here?

 

[AlCoDog]

Never heard that rumor. But I'm not here as much as you, so it's possible I just missed that day.

 

[hatfieldms]

Clocking in....

....

 

[MaroonNation]

Cocaine is a white man drug. Chad Kelly suffers from a bit of an identity crisis. He would be more of a crack head.

 

[KurtRambis4]

Not sure

I remember that. Where's jugghead?

 

[DawgatAuburn]

Oh good. Please keep posting today. No way you will survive.

 

[Arloguthrie]

Here I am. Sorry for delay.

I remember that. Where's jugghead?

To be fair, I don't think it originated here. But here you go:

http://forums.sixpackspeak.com/show...tted-to-rehab-should-be-how-OM-is-handling-it

 

[Junction John]

Damn, the Nafoom Strategic Defense System worked overtime that day, didn't it?

To be fair, I don't think it originated here. But here you go:

http://forums.sixpackspeak.com/show...tted-to-rehab-should-be-how-OM-is-handling-it

All the stars came out. We should have walked down this memory lane before the voting yesterday.

 

[KurtRambis4]

So bigleaguechew is

just trolling. Great work, Ronny...I mean jugghead!!