Paul Pelosi Got Hammered Again

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And decided to get behind the wheel/channel his inner Chis. How many times has this drunk run into people and attempted to flee the scene now? You'd think a guy worth hundreds of millions thanks to insider trading wouldn't have to worry about covering the costs of some fender benders but obviously he had bigger concerns than destroying other people's property.





It's a shame that he's never been held accountable for his actions. What a piece of sh it.
 

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And decided to get behind the wheel/channel his inner Chis. How many times has this drunk run into people and attempted to flee the scene now? You'd think a guy worth hundreds of millions thanks to insider trading wouldn't have to worry about covering the costs of some fender benders but obviously he had bigger concerns than destroying other people's property.





It's a shame that he's never been held accountable for his actions. What a piece of sh it.

according to what I read, no DUI....

If I were 86 with $$$hundreds of millions, I'd hire a driver or have a personal Uber driver on call.
 

alaskanseminole

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How many times has this drunk run into people and attempted to flee the scene now?
According to Google, twice--2022 and 2026. However, in 2022 he remained at the scene, so is the answer one?

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"I hit something but I don't know what!"

Things sober people say when they hit a parked car
 

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I caught this on the news and the other day thought it was just a rehashing of his previous infraction,... Holy repeat offender Batman!

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