OT--- Zombies. You get three weapons.

[superman787]

Good Luck.

 

[anon_umk0ifu6vj6zi]

My AR 5.56(Would have to scrounge up a suppressor to put on it), my compound bow, and a hatchet.

 

[HuskerCubby]

Crossbow, Spear, and Sword.

Silent reusable weapons.

 

[BigB87]

My AR-15 w/ 4.5-18 scope for far away zombies, CZ P-07 for close zombies, and a quality machete for very close zombies

 

[BigB87]

My AR 5.56(Would have to scrounge up a suppressor to put on it), my compound bow, and a hatchet.

If you're going suppressed, might as well go with something like 300 BLK. 5.56 suppressed is still pretty loud. I like the list, though. I probably should have gone with a bow instead of a handgun, but YOLO (unless you get turned into a zombie I guess).

 

[Larry Hagman's Liver]

A ping pong paddle, silly string and CrossFit.

 

[RedMyMind]

Bo's spit

 

[Huskerfan2112]

Red October Ballistic Missile Submarine

Battlestar Galatica

Death Star

 

[newAD]

Only 3?!

 

[cornhustler]

If we are talking weak/slow Walking Dead Zombies:

1. pool cue
2. lots of denim
   
3. single cross earring

 

[Captain Nick]

Tank
Backup Tank
Keg Of Beer

 

[chrsmneric]

Bubblegum
Black Glasses (from a garbage truck)
Pump Action

 

[barney44]

My AR-15: I rebuilt it, I know it and I trust it.
Gen 3 Glock 23: Can I bring along my Lone Wolf 9mm and .357 sig barrels?
Machete: They serve their purpose well..

 

[lightningjack]

Crossbow, Spear, and Sword.

Silent reusable weapons.

He's got the right idea here, reuseable lifetime don't need to be reloaded. I want a Boar spear, Katana, & Kukri to handle my business.

 

[Child of the Corn]

1. Katana cause all the bad asses use one and it's always one of the most reliable zombie killing weapons in movies and games.
2. Cricket Bat cause Shaun of the Dead
3. Grand Piano cause who doesnt want zombie kill of the week!

 

[SeaOfRed75]

-Mini Gun-- called ole painless with a shitload of ammo. (this was never specified)
-Masamune--this is always the best Katana in video games
-I dont need anything else.

 

[NikkiSixx_rivals269993]

I'm not sure about the other two, but I'd want one of these:

 

[redfanusa]

It really depends. Are you talking about fast-running "World War Z" or "28 Days Later" zombies, or nocturnal "I Am Legend" zombies, or slow-walking "Walking Dead" zombies?

For World War Z, you just need a syringe of a deadly bacteria, for 28 Days Later, you just need cans of food to hold out until they all die of starvation, and I Am Legend, you just need a good watch to tell you when sunset begins.

Walking Dead, you just need a decent pair of sneakers, a ladder and a machete. Ever notice how they can't climb ladders? Problem solved. I can't believe anybody gets killed by those things.

 

[PeliniTheCrutch_rivals294365]

1. lamp
2. trident
3. hand grenade

 

[BigB87]

1. lamp
2. trident
3. hand grenade

 

[PAOK]

Easy....

1. A web browser tool that blocks content from Breitbart News.
2. Twitter filter for the words "cuck, pill, illegals and Ann Coulter"
3. Books

Really all the protection from Zombies you will ever need.

 

[Hugo_Stiglitz7]

Good Luck.

1. Smilin' Mike. He would be a great decoy. I mean, he was practically a zombie for us. You see in a lot of recent zombie lore, how people would rub dead zombie blood on them and stuff where they could co-mingle. well, I use him as a zombie/human shield and casually walk through masses of zombies.
2. Blo's mean faces: His mean faces would have made Chuck Norris cry. Imagine what those zombie scum would be doing?
3. A flamethrower. Good at killing at very close range and masses as well. You don't need to be very accurate. Yes, if the gas runs out, I'm probably forked.

 

[WHCSC]

2 Chuck Norris (what's the plural of Chuck Norris?) and 1 Scott Frost

 

[HuskerNate79]

The Lobotomizer, or Lobo, as described in the book World War Z. Basically like two or three-foot long, sharpened, flat-bladed shovel.

Or anything else with the density to bash open a skull. Like a round-headed war club or a crowbar.

 

[newAD]

Bubblegum
Black Glasses (from a garbage truck)
Pump Action

And a killer mullet!

 

[chrsmneric]

And a killer mullet!

YES!!! I didn't know how to embed a photo! One of my all time favorite movies!

 

[Mack In Motion]

Keep it simple. Just need Jack Johnson, Tom O’Leary, and a bed post

 

[GammaxuvirHusker]

If you're going suppressed, might as well go with something like 300 BLK. 5.56 suppressed is still pretty loud. I like the list, though. I probably should have gone with a bow instead of a handgun, but YOLO (unless you get turned into a zombie I guess).

Agree. A suppressed regular power 5.56 (i.e., supersonic) is still plenty loud. A subsonic 300 BLK round is fairly quiet when shot through a suppressor and still maintains a good amount of power (about as much power as a +P .45 round), so it’d be a better option than a suppressed 5.56. However, if we’re talking about ‘Walking Dead’ type zombies where any sort of trauma to the brain causes final death, I’d go with a suppressed .22lr as my #1 weapon. I’m not sure if you can find anything that goes bang that’s quieter than a suppressed .22lr AND, since .22lr rounds are so much smaller than 5.56, you can carry probably 5x as many rounds of it.


My List:


#1 – A suppressed Ruger 10/22 rifle

#2 – A quality 5.56 (for the Neagan types and small game)

#3 – A quality compound bow

 

[BigB87]

However, if we’re talking about ‘Walking Dead’ type zombies where any sort of trauma to the brain causes final death, I’d go with a suppressed .22lr as my #1 weapon.

Valid point. It's amazing how quiet just standard velocity/subsonic ammo can be. Amazes me how I can shoot my Savage Mark II with CCI Standard Velocity without hearing pro, although I don't make a habit of it because my hearing isn't great to being with.

 

[mt_slothmore]

 

[Tarheelhusker]

Just this is fine. Build a fire and warm a man for the night. Set a man on fire, warm him for life.

 

[arf_man_rivals73094]

Just need one, the mass de-zombiefier. Coming to a National Defense near you soon.

 

[anon_umk0ifu6vj6zi]

I have to add this, if for no other reason than I want one. And it would probably not do a lot of good against zombies, but I don't care.
https://taskandpurpose.com/elon-mus...ll-apparently-released-civilian-market-april/

 

[Captain Nick]

Easy....

1. A web browser tool that blocks content from Breitbart News.
2. Twitter filter for the words "cuck, pill, illegals and Ann Coulter"
3. Books

Really all the protection from Zombies you will ever need.

Oh snap! Laughing

 

[jlb321_rivals110621]

Carl Pelini + cocaine + alcohol

 

[Sinomatic]

Human sized Cage on wheels made of magnesium alloy so I can move around and they not bite me.

Gladius of magnesium alloy and a 3 ft round shield of magnesium alloy so I could leave the cage to get my bubble gum at the post apocalyptic wasteland quickie mart.

...but really I'd just take Jesus, and He could bring them all back to life and BOOM! No more zombies.

 

[Charlie Marlow_rivals363743]

prescription for opiates

 

[vic.valiant]

1. Al Gore
2. John Kerry
3. Chuck Schumer

Dull them to death.

Go Blue!

 

[WuTang_Husker]

1. Al Gore
2. John Kerry
3. Chuck Schumer

Dull them to death.

Go Blue!

Gore is all you need. He would turn them into progressives and they would all kill themselves over the guilt of their carbon footprint. He would do it all from the privacy of his 100000 square foot motor yacht.

 

[tpmcg_rivals137159]

get a hilary suit. nothing would eat that.