OT: Ya know what I hate?

Knightmoves

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Also, how hard is it to return your grocery cart to the damn cart return area? You get a few extra steps in your day AND it has the added benefit of not making you an utter douchebag.

I was walking out of a Walmart and noticed a woman who had just finished unloading her cart with her purchases. She was parked not far from me. She then gave the empty cart a shove and watched it roll down the hill where it collided with my car as I was approaching it. She looked like she didn’t care and started to get into her car.

With steam coming out of my ears I approached her and asked her a question.

“What is wrong with you lady?”
 

mildone_rivals

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I was walking out of a Walmart and noticed a woman who had just finished unloading her cart with her purchases. She was parked not far from me. She then gave the empty cart a shove and watched it roll down the hill where it collided with my car as I was approaching it. She looked like she didn’t care and started to get into her car.

With steam coming out of my ears I approached her and asked her a question.

“What is wrong with you lady?”
I would've picked up the cart and thrown it at her car.
 

cicero grimes

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As a 35+ year season ticket holder I hate being told by some johnny come lately on how I must act as a Rutgers fan. I see no reason I must be in my seat 15 min early just so I don't miss a single play in a 56-0 shellacking is just one of many dumb "rules".
This exactly. Also I now hate myself since according to some I have been "fleecing" Rutgers for years. Still trying to figure that one out.
 

RU-Nation

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There is seemingly no escape from politics, race, gender, etc. talk. I'm moving back to Asia in a couple of weeks and getting away from this is one of the things I'm most looking forward to.

And eggs, I hate eggs.
 

cicero grimes

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Three random hates:

1. People who believe there is such a place as Central Jersey.

2. People who put ketchup on hot dogs or eggs.

3. People who refuse to accept that it is Taylor Ham not pork roll.
:sunglasses::sunglasses::sunglasses:
 

Knight Shift

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I was walking out of a Walmart and noticed a woman who had just finished unloading her cart with her purchases. She was parked not far from me. She then gave the empty cart a shove and watched it roll down the hill where it collided with my car as I was approaching it. She looked like she didn’t care and started to get into her car.

With steam coming out of my ears I approached her and asked her a question.

“What is wrong with you lady?”
And then this happened?
 

NickKnight 1

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Three random hates:

1. People who believe there is such a place as Central Jersey.

2. People who put ketchup on hot dogs or eggs.

3. People who refuse to accept that it is Taylor Ham not pork roll.
:sunglasses::sunglasses::sunglasses:
Holy crap, I can't believe I've found some one I agree with on all three accounts.
Maybe we are from the same generation.
 
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RUScrew85

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That is an easy fix. Once they fall a hole behind, walk through their group (or pass them by cart) and wait on the next tee until they approach, than tee off. They won't have the balls to complain. If they do then its open season to rip them a new one. Most starters upon explaination will allow you back to the hole you skipped to complete your round.

Or just hit golf balls at them until they move out of range. (Just kidding)
 

RUScrew85

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I was walking out of a Walmart and noticed a woman who had just finished unloading her cart with her purchases. She was parked not far from me. She then gave the empty cart a shove and watched it roll down the hill where it collided with my car as I was approaching it. She looked like she didn’t care and started to get into her car.

With steam coming out of my ears I approached her and asked her a question.

“What is wrong with you lady?”

Followed by kicking her side view mirror off her car.
 

29PAS

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Sep 21, 2001
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Back to car stuff - people who drive with their sweatshirt hoodies up. How can you not know or care that your peripheral vision is about zero. See it all the time in Manhattan.

Walking with a hood up somewhat hard to fault but about as bad from a sidewalk etiquette standpoint.

Situational awareness, people!
 

AreYouNUTS

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Three random hates:

1. People who believe there is such a place as Central Jersey.

2. People who put ketchup on hot dogs or eggs.

3. People who refuse to accept that it is Taylor Ham not pork roll.
:sunglasses::sunglasses::sunglasses:

1) ********

2) YES THANK YOU!!!

3) SMDH

lol
 
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cicero grimes

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Oh and smack in the heart of "Central" Jersey, every year, is the "Trenton Pork Roll Festival!!!!" We should all visit this year lol!!!

http://porkrollfestival.com/
Lived in Princeton for a number of years and carried this "war" into the heart of enemy territory. However fighting the locals on this and the Central Jersey front became a stalemate and I retreated to the Jersey Shore. I still carry the fight from here.
 

AreYouNUTS

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Lived in Princeton for a number of years and carried this "war" into the heart of enemy territory. However fighting the locals on this and the Central Jersey front became a stalemate and I retreated to the Jersey Shore. I still carry the fight from here.

Where'd you live?
 

cicero grimes

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you both must live on the southern border of Northern Jersey and Northern border of Central Jersey.:scream:
Central Jersey has no borders since it does not exist.:sunglasses: However, I miss brookdale soda. As a kid we picked up soda every Saturday morning from them.
 

WhiteBus

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Those people may also believe in unicorns and the tooth fairy. Just because they say it does not make it so. :sunglasses::sunglasses::sunglasses:
Im guessing you call pork roll as Taylor Ham. Talk about believing in something never seen or made.
 

Randal7

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1) Packed elevators

2) People who walk with their head down while texting

3) Prognosticators of Bitcoin
 

cicero grimes

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Im guessing you call pork roll as Taylor Ham. Talk about believing in something never seen or made.
Keep it up and you will force me to come to your tailgate next season and make my Taylor Ham, Egg and Cheese sandwiches for your entire tailgate crew. You will become a believer. :sunglasses:
 

WhiteBus

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Keep it up and you will force me to come to your tailgate next season and make my Taylor Ham, Egg and Cheese sandwiches for your entire tailgate crew. You will become a believer. :sunglasses:
Sorry just egg and cheese and some myth meat is for vegetarians doesnt cut it for me, I need some pork roll too. [winking]
 
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cicero grimes

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Sorry just egg and cheese and some myth meat is for vegetarians doesnt cut it for me, I need some pork roll too. [winking]
Well since apparently we have both been "fleecing" Rutgers for about 40 years I can splurge and also bring some of the product that shall remain nameless in addition to the Taylor Ham just for you.
 
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WhiteBus

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Well since apparently we have both been "fleecing" Rutgers for about 40 years I can splurge and also bring some of the product that shall remain nameless in addition to the Taylor Ham just for you.
Just make sure you break down your tailgate at least an hour before kickoff so you can make it to your seat way before kickoff or some 20 something will yell at you for not being a true Rutgers fan
 
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cicero grimes

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Just make sure you break down your tailgate at least an hour before kickoff so you can make it to your seat way before kickoff or some 20 something will yell at you for not being a true Rutgers fan
How true and how sad. In the fullness of time perhaps they will realize the error of their ways.
 
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