OT: worst movie/plot ever

SkilletHead2

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[EDIT: need to thank you skillet.. because of your objections to my joke I had to look up why I associated Chicago and U of Chicago with socialists and commies.. that eventually lead me to Upton Sinclair and the Jungle.. and his utopian experiment in NJ.. Helicon Home Colony.. and it was a good read.]

So.. apart from my "question" being a joke about your comment that the Profs and Docs are called Mr. or Mz... since you want to take it seriously.. what would be your guess as to why that is the custom there?

BTW.. you left out Jay Berwanger earlier.. the first Heisman Trophy winner (before it was the Heisman)

Remember.. this thread is not about liberal vs conservative.. its about bad movies. My comment was nothing more than a joke about U of Chicago's Saul Alinsky types. And sometime during the last Presidential campaign.. some outsider commie agitator was actually booted off U of C's campus. But if you look around the net.. you'll see people discussing U of C and communism.

Here's a story about Bernie Sanders talking about his time at U o C and socialism.

I honestly do not understand what your objection is to my joke.

The avoidance of titles would seem to make sense with communism.

The U of C has earned same rep regarding being friendly toward socialism/communism (and as you say, all ideas).

Bernie Sanders says he joined the Young People's Socialist League there.

It was a reasonable joke to make. What are you arguing about?
If our exchange led you to reading Upton Sinclair, then it is really worthwhile! I did realize you were just razzing me with the Chicago/commie jab, and I originally responded in kind with a short rejoinder, but then changed my mind and wrote a longer response as there are folks out there who read this board who probably believe that Chicago is a commie enclave, and that isn't true. But I should have made it more of a volley, because I know you appreciate tit for tat. Sorry about that.

For sure Chicago is a place that would harbor fellow travellers, but it is also a place where Milton Friedman would be comfortable teaching and which, just recently, issued the "Chicago principles" which basically said, "if you want trigger warnings and safe spaces, you best pick a different school to go to."

U of C is kind of a unique place. Coming from Princeton (admittedly at a young age), I was struck by the differences between the two institutions. Whereas Princeton is kind of a "we're great, we know it, and we are dedicated to making the world a better place, just watch us," Chicago is more, "I'm sorry, did you have an appointment? Well, come on in anyway and let's have a listen to what you have to say." I will NEVER forget when one of my advisors said to me once, "That's sloppy thinking. Don't do that again." Chicago is a place to think great thoughts, even about trivial issues. Most folks I meet are more impressed that I went to Princeton than Chicago, except for the real academics, where it is the other way around. I think, to a degree, Obama's time there made him less doctrinaire liberal, and more of "an issue at a time" sort of guy, to our benefit.

Yeah, and Jay Berwanger. Of course, also during that era, Robert Hutchins eliminated football from U of C, and tried to do the same with fraternities. He once said, "Football and fraternities are two things that attract students to universities who have no business being there." He was successful with football, but not fraternities.
 

DJ Spanky

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The worst movie and the only movie I have waled out of a theater during is...

Lost in Translation starring Bill Murray. What a boring useless piece of boring.
That movie was brilliant. BRILLIANT! For a budget of $4 million, it pulled in almost $120 million.

Never saw it, just read the synopsis, sounds like a chick flick.
 

RU89

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No Way Out. Kevin Costner is put in charge of looking for an imaginary Russian spy to frame for killing the Sec of Defense's girlfriend. At the end, the big plot twist is that Costner actually is a Russian spy, which is totally irrelevant to the fact that they were trying to frame an imaginary Russian spy.
To each his own i guess. Really liked this movie. Extremely well reviewed as well. 91% rating on rotten tomatoes which is very high.
 

CERU00

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That movie was brilliant. BRILLIANT! For a budget of $4 million, it pulled in almost $120 million.

Never saw it, just read the synopsis, sounds like a chick flick.
I could only sit through that one because of Bill Murray. I kept waiting for something to happen. Nothing ever did.
 

FellowPaisan

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worst movie I ever saw was Ghost Ship. Horrendous movie. Not in the least bit scary. Ex gf convinved me to watch it. Knew it was going to be dumb beforehand. I was right.
 

AntiG

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To each his own i guess. Really liked this movie. Extremely well reviewed as well. 91% rating on rotten tomatoes which is very high.
not saying anything about that movie, but Last Jedi got 91% as well on RT and it was absolute poopie, worst movie I saw in 2017 by far.
 

IL Lusciato

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Forgot about this one. The guy from Law and Order, and that Prison show, doing comedy.


He started as a comedian. He played the weird piney hick in Harold and Kumar go to white castle. Never saw this though .
 

AreYouNUTS

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Wraith was great. Goofy Randy Quaid, Goofier Clint "Rughead" Howard. Freakazoid characters. Hot cars. Perfect 1986 movie. Sherilyn Fenn was a hot little package.

One of the best bodies ever on tv. My Lord did she have some “twin peaks”!!!
 

LevaosLectures

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How about:

-Sharknado 1-???
-Snakes on a plane
-titanic?

The first two are intentional cheese.

Titanic, whatever ones personal opinion, is one of the greatest technical achievements in filmmaking. No way it qualifies for this discussion.
 

LevaosLectures

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Joe vs The Volcano is a great movie. Some people here have really bad aesthetic judgment.

The scenes of Hanks's office workspace alone are brilliant, especially in 1990 when Reagan-era corporate worship still ruled the day.
 

masice520

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I’ve walked out of two movies in my life and I’ll vote them as the worst I’ve ever seen. The Hulk (the first one) and The Comebacks.

Two absolutely dreadful movies.
 

koleszar

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For some reason my mom thought it would be a great idea to take two young boys to the 1979 epic failure Hurricane. It was so bad even my mom said, "let's go this movie stinks" and we left.
 

wheezer

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Great film.
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lost in translation..... I agree, very good flick.... just a simple story of two lonely people of different age finding a friendship in a foreign land, and a bit more.

now, not the worst movie of all time, but, premise wise, "Cell" starring John Cusack...

anyone using their cell phone to their ear is turned into a killer zombie, and the
zombies seem to move and act in a coordinated manner
 
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LotusAggressor_rivals

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That movie was brilliant. BRILLIANT! For a budget of $4 million, it pulled in almost $120 million.

Never saw it, just read the synopsis, sounds like a chick flick.
I saw that. It was terrible. When artistry is reduced to economics, you get bad movies and reality TV.
 

e5fdny

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A high school wrestler from the pacific northwest, despite being very good at his current weight, inexplicable decides to cut 20 pounds to wrestle a defending, undefeated state champion just for his own glory. He needs to convince his widowed dad, coach, and actually drop way below his natural weight, all while working a night job as a waiter and trying to bang an older, edgy chick that has moved into his house and happens to be from Trenton, NJ. In a sappy happy ending, he manages to get the girl and win the match despite obviously being outclassed and malnourished. It's all because he had a vision.
That was some quest he had.