OT: Worry Not, Coke Zero Lovers
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We need an OT thread on how to deal with people that tailgate the hell out of you on the highway. I need to increase my list of ****** activities. My current favorite is to spray my windshield wipers. I wish I had a sprayer attached to my damn rear bumper though.
Meh, it leaves a disappointing after taste, but it is a little sweeter than Coke Zero. Still, Diet sodas suck.
I have done that some but I don't want to be on video causing a bad wreck one day. I have seen this on YouTube and the Facebook recently. Some states have laws against it too. I'm not sure how they prove why you hit the breaks. "I saw a bird flying right at my windshield! Prove i didn't ."
Change speeds about 5-10 mph every 30 seconds, I know it pisses me off when I'm tailgating somebody. If you use your brakes then you are just as big an ******* as the tailgater.
So going 80 this morning in the right lane and having a person so close to my tailgate that I can barely see the roof of his car makes me a grandma?
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I discovered one thing by accident that seems to keep them off my ***. I park my pickup under an oak tree that overhangs my driveway. In a few days, there is about a bushel of oak leaves in the bed of my truck. When I drive down the road, I look like I am hauling a tornado and the leaves feed out behind a few at a time. On numerous occasions some ******* comes barreling up on my bumper, notices the leaves flying out of my truck bed and then backs off about six car lengths. So far, it has never failed.
One my parents oldest friends had a truck with the back sliding glass and no tailgate. He had an empty 55 gallon barrel that was tied right behind the cab with a slipknot. If someone tailgated him he'd pull the slipknot and the barrel would roll all the way to the edge and stop right at the end of the bed. I was in the truck one time when he did it, it was glorious.
Back in the day, a buddy of mine mounted little water guns in the holes on top of the bed rails by the tailgate. Attached to those were small electric motors he tore out of some toys. He then ran a cable with a button to the cab which when pushed would squirt the water guns. He had fun spraying people who looked in the holes and convertibles behind him at red lights, but I think that almost got him trouble once.
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