I wish.Having my 4th one done next week. So far so good..The first one I had 20 years ago I woke up towards the end of the procedure.Saw myself on the big screen.I kind of enjoyed that. .After a few months of hanging around at least it gets me outta the house.
OT: Virtual colonoscopy
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Monk, if you need that as a reason to get out of the house, we need to get you more hobbies ! Fishing, golf, tennis,bicycling, hiking, sailing, something lol
you live in ZONA right? Surprised they are still doing those considering hospitals are almost at capacity.
If 2020 were a drink it would be a Colonoscopy Prep........
have fun!
(if you tell your doc you want to be awake at the end to see they will usually accommodate you)
have fun!
(if you tell your doc you want to be awake at the end to see they will usually accommodate you)
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This post just proves we need a CE board back. Are we that bored that we are discussing anal exams? Whats next, stool sample pics?
you may want to talk to a lawyer if your Dr is giving you 4 colonoscopies in one week.
Well, doctor offices were closed for a while due to the Chinese coronavirus so they need to make up the income somehow.
Yah, with that many colon exams you’d think he’d at least buy you dinner first
Sorta related story -
I was having my annual physical and we arrived at the rectal exam portion. The doc got the glove and the lube and was up there exploring. I started to feel that maybe the exam was going on a bit too long as the doc was really digging in and was just all over the place up in there. I finally mumbled something about maybe this needed to end soon. The doc tells me "No need to feel embarrassed, lots of people get erections while having this exam." I quickly looked down there and then yelled out "What the hell are you talking about? I don't have an erection." The doc replies "Oh I know you don't, but I do!"
I don't go to that doc anymore.
Bring back the CE board.