OT - Vasectomy

JohnRossEwing

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Just remember, they don’t always work. Trust me been there done that. Keep going back to check until you get a zero on your test.
Good lord. I can imagine not wanting a kid and having one...but I can't imagine not wanting a kid...thinking you have taken care of that from happening...then having a kid! Uggg
 

Mike402

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Got mine done almost 4 years ago. Procedure was quick and painless but awkward. Felt a lot of pulling and tugging. Did nothing but rest for a few days and had light duty at work for another week after that and have had no issues since. It’s awesome knowing the wife and I will never have a “whoops” baby. Good luck.
 

-LVhusker-

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Had it done a while back and suprised to find out your loads ooze out like soft serve frozen yogurt after...

Seriously it feels like your vas is connected to your shoulder on the snip. I went back to work in 3 days and had a golf ball size hematoma form. Took about 6 months to dissolve. Randomly it would get nicked and feel like getting kicked in the nuts. 3 or 4 times a day for months. I’d still do it again. Accident free living is a lot less stressful.
 
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-LVhusker-

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The only thing worse than having a vasectomy and putting frozen peas on your junk...

Is eating frozen peas.
 

Radsman

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Follow the doc’s instructions and it will be a piece of cake Try being the macho man and you may suffer. Either way it is worth it in the long run. Advise from a physician
 
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I had mine done by none other than Judd Davies. This was after Monte Cristo did my wife's epidural. Anyhow, if they prescribe a valium for you for the day of the operation, take it. I remember thinking I wouldn't need it, then about 4 hours before I went in I started freaking out. The recovery was fine. I felt completely normal after a couple of weeks.
 

bigchaddy99

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Why frozen peas?
Is there something magical about frozen peas?
There are frozen carrots, frozen broccoli, frozen cauliflower, frozen corn, all kinds of frozen vegetables.

The small peas mold perfectly to your sack :) I could not imagine Broccoli would feel that great lol