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[RotorHead]

Ex-mayor caught in lewd act at booze-filled pool party, prosecutors say

Louisiana mayor Misty Roberts faces trial for third-degree rape charges involving her son's 16-year-old friend at a 2024 pool party in DeRidder, Louisiana.

www.foxnews.com

 

[aTotal360]

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

I'm sure he will never recover. Scarred for life.

 

[HailStout]

 

[HailStout]

I'm sure he will never recover. Scarred for life.

Yep. Probably threw his shoulder out from all the high fiving

 

[Colonel Angus.sixpack]

 

[lazlow]

Definitely no issues w/ the drive-train, but the ECU’s on all those models have numerous design flaws.

 

[OG Goat Holder]

In all seriousness what goes through the mind of a woman like that. I mean can’t she find somewhere else to get her fix of young meat, assuming that’s what she’s into.

Talk about scarred…..that’s her son.

 

[DerHntr]

The mayor buys teenagers alcohol. Wears bikini. Flirts with son’s drunk 16 year old friend. Bangs friend. Gets caught and acts crazy to get the video from their phones. Texts with 16 year old’s mom about pregnancy potential.

I’d say send this one to the scrap yard, but ride it hard on the way there.

 

[mcdawg22]

 

[dawgman42]

I stopped at "Louisiana."

 

[greenbean.sixpack]

 

[patdog]

I hear she’s got it going on.

 

[Willow Grove Dawg]

She can definitely be fixed, but I doubt that any of us can help after that 17 year old.

 

[ronpolk]

Definitely feel bad for this woman’s son…. But I doubt the “victim” here has suffered too much. I’d definitely take my chances at fixing this one.

 

[The Cooterpoot]

 

[ReverseCowbell]

Looks like she recently lost a bunch of weight. Maybe trying a GLP-1 do-over with the new figure?

 

[tenureplan]

I would gladly be the first man of her city

 

[Colonel Angus.sixpack]

Took the jury less than an hour to convict her. Poor thing. Probably needs a grown man to drag his sack across her face to make her feel better. I volunteer as tribute.

 

[Awwhellnaw]

Legitimately came here for advice on fixing a high mileage vehicle vs. purchasing a new one.

 

[dorndawg]

Why did they fill the whole pool with booze, tho?

 

[Dawgbite]

You can’t wear one out. By the time she gets out of prison it’ll be just like a brand new one.

 

[theoriginalSALTYdog]

I kinda associate "rape" as forcing yourself on someone that is unwilling. I'm guessing he was willing to participant in these shenanigans without having to be persuaded, much less force.

 

[DoggieDaddy13]

Took the jury less than an hour to convict her. Poor thing. Probably needs a grown man to drag his sack across her face to make her feel better. I volunteer as tribute.

You are a Selfless Saint, Colonel Angus.

 

[FormerBully]

Kinda lame that her son ratted out his friend. Does this generation not understand the bro code?

 

[RotorHead]

Legitimately came here for advice on fixing a high mileage vehicle vs. purchasing a new one.

Goal achieved.

 

[RotorHead]

I would think the son has more psychological trauma than anyone else.

 

[patdog]

Kinda lame that her son ratted out his friend. Does this generation not understand the bro code?

Does that code really apply when the friend is 17ing your mother? Apparently the friend wasn't thinking about the bro code. Can't really say that I blame either one of them for breaking the bro code though.

 

[FormerBully]

Does that code really apply when the friend is 17ing your mother? Apparently the friend wasn't thinking about the bro code. Can't really say that I blame either one of them for breaking the bro code though.

He should have asked to return the favor.

 

[BulldogBlitz]

I have been to deridder many times. I cannot say I blame any of the parties involved. Ain't nothing happening there unless you create your own fun.

 

[FormerBully]

Can we talk about the nephew recording it with his phone? What are the odds that the kid is on dateline one day?

 

[Lucifer Morningstar]

Kinda lame that her son ratted out his friend. Does this generation not understand the bro code?

Bro. I was thinking the same thing. I mean I get it is your mom, but still when your buddy is getting a hot older piece of ***, then man up and let him have his fun. Plus, it is Louisiana lets not act like that this is even the freakiest thing that happened in that town that day.

 

[ClintonInHelen]

I’d hit it…

 

[Drebin]

Nothing says whooore like Door Dashing a Plan B pill.

 

[Drebin]

Kinda lame that her son ratted out his friend. Does this generation not understand the bro code?

Seems to me there were multiple witnesses. Bro code goes out the window when multiple people, especially the cousin and the little sister, see mom whoring it up at a party with an underage kid. That can be pretty catastrophic socially for that kid and his sister.

Still, I'd probably hit it.

 

[patdog]

Seems to me there were multiple witnesses. Bro code goes out the window when multiple people, especially the cousin and the little sister, see mom whoring it up at a party with an underage kid. That can be pretty catastrophic socially for that kid and his sister.

Still, I'd probably hit it.

Yeah. Her daughter saw too. Which begs the question. How mentall7 17ed up and/or stupid do you have to be to get caught by both your son and your daughter separately. Not to mention screwing a 16-year old in the first place. She could have probably had half the men 18-30 in that town. And heck, maybe she did.

 

[Drebin]

Yeah. Her daughter saw too. Which begs the question. How mentall7 17ed up and/or stupid do you have to be to get caught by both your son and your daughter separately. Not to mention screwing a 16-year old in the first place. She could have probably had half the men 18-30 in that town. And heck, maybe she did.

She Door Dashed a Plan B pill. I'd say odds are very high that she's been with half the men in that town. It's probably how she got elected mayor to begin with.

 

[Willow Grove Dawg]

She Door Dashed a Plan B pill. I'd say odds are very high that she's been with half the men in that town. It's probably how she got elected mayor to begin with.

She needed some of the female vote also - so maybe, just maybe!

 

[FormerBully]

Seems to me there were multiple witnesses. Bro code goes out the window when multiple people, especially the cousin and the little sister, see mom whoring it up at a party with an underage kid. That can be pretty catastrophic socially for that kid and his sister.

Still, I'd probably hit it.

I wonder how the kid who hit it, Dad, feels? It would be even funnier if the dad had tried to get her multiple times over the years and got rejected.

 

[Drebin]

I wonder how the kid who hit it, Dad, feels? It would be even funnier if the dad had tried to get her multiple times over the years and got rejected.

Father and son probably compared war stories and exchanged photos over a beer.