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otismotis08

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So for years I was using Charmin, I think it was called ultrasoft or something like that. I've since realized that it is waaaaay overpriced and also leaves lint everwhere.

My new go-to is AngelSoft. It's quilted, does not have lint, and is cheaper. Winnerx3.

Discuss.
 

TheBeav815

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I've heard the bidet is a total game changer. I mean it's the difference between smearing crap around your b-hole and actually washing it off, seems like a no-brainer if you can swing it.

We do the Costco brand and I'm also a big fan of finishing with a moist flushable wipe or two.
 

RedMyMind

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I've heard the bidet is a total game changer. I mean it's the difference between smearing crap around your b-hole and actually washing it off, seems like a no-brainer if you can swing it.

We do the Costco brand and I'm also a big fan of finishing with a moist flushable wipe or two.
It's the most liberating thing since the automobile.

30$ and you don't have to spend half your day wrist deep is crap, cloggin the toilet with paper or debating whether to sit on the toilet for another half hour or risk having to come back for more.
 

schuele

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Don’t have a bidet but have used them in Asia. Just back from a week with a very high-end model, and can see how someone could get hooked.
 

chrsmneric

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Scott 1000! I've been dingleberry free since 2003! No joke this is hands down the best toilet paper on the market! Took a bit of convincing to try it but my wife got hooked and thinks it's good **** too! Never once clogged my toilet and 2 weeks into using some toilet paper I brought home from work and I clogged the throne.
Cheap
Surprisingly soft once adjusted to it
Kids can't use too much and clog
No dingleberries!

I have been waiting for this thread for years!

The key is go into it knowing you have to use slightly more to protect your fingers but there's 1000 ply per roll, it last waaaay longer than any other t.p. hands down!
 

jolley

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So for years I was using Charmin, I think it was called ultrasoft or something like that. I've since realized that it is waaaaay overpriced and also leaves lint everwhere.

My new go-to is AngelSoft. It's quilted, does not have lint, and is cheaper. Winnerx3.

Discuss.

I've seen strange threads, but this is at a different level.

I use corncobs. I am a Cornhusker. after all, and like to recycle as much as I can.
 

NikkiSixx_rivals269993

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The bidet is a total game changer. First time I used one was also in Asia, and in Japan, they heat the water before delivery.

They do have them on Amazon and I'm amazed someone in the toilet bowl industry hasn't pushed sales of them here.
 

otismotis08

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Scott 1000! I've been dingleberry free since 2003! No joke this is hands down the best toilet paper on the market! Took a bit of convincing to try it but my wife got hooked and thinks it's good **** too! Never once clogged my toilet and 2 weeks into using some toilet paper I brought home from work and I clogged the throne.
Cheap
Surprisingly soft once adjusted to it
Kids can't use too much and clog
No dingleberries!

I have been waiting for this thread for years!

The key is go into it knowing you have to use slightly more to protect your fingers but there's 1000 ply per roll, it last waaaay longer than any other t.p. hands down!
Sorry, that stuff is like the tissue paper you find in a Christmas-wrapped present. Finger goes right through it. And if you wad it up several times, it defeats the whole purpose.
 

saluno22

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It's the most liberating thing since the automobile.

30$ and you don't have to spend half your day wrist deep is crap, cloggin the toilet with paper or debating whether to sit on the toilet for another half hour or risk having to come back for more.
I feel like you may have an issue with your diet if you're spending that much time on the toilet. This may be a fantastic opportunity to do some life-cycle cost analysis on whether it would be more effective to get a bidet or adjust your diet to spend less time on the crapper.

But in all seriousness, bidets are great.

On another note, these made a great white elephant gift this year.
 

Gary1223

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So for years I was using Charmin, I think it was called ultrasoft or something like that. I've since realized that it is waaaaay overpriced and also leaves lint everwhere.

My new go-to is AngelSoft. It's quilted, does not have lint, and is cheaper. Winnerx3.

Discuss.
1) Bidets are brilliant.
2) Cottonelle is the best
 
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CPHuskers1

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It's the most liberating thing since the automobile.

30$ and you don't have to spend half your day wrist deep is crap, cloggin the toilet with paper or debating whether to sit on the toilet for another half hour or risk having to come back for more.

It is the best present I bought myself about three years ago. The time savings is worth it alone!!!! When we go on vacation and if someone asks me what I miss the most, it is my bidet!!!
 

RedMyMind

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It is the best present I bought myself about three years ago. The time savings is worth it alone!!!! When we go on vacation and if someone asks me what I miss the most, it is my bidet!!!
same here. My wife works in KC on the weekends and she frequently remarks how nice it is to come home and have a bidet.

Water is so much cheaper to use than toilet paper. Especially when you don't need to buy the fancy toilet paper to avoid *** abrasions. I think many are afraid that they just may enjoy it. It seems so odd to most people and they shy away.

Embrace the bidet. Pooping is back and it's here to stay.
 
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EATAFAT1

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important travel tip: don't offer to shake hands with your left in india or the middle east--it's a huge insult, if you can understand why

Right. That's bad. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.
 

BHeinDaHuskers

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I use Cottenelle flush-able wet wipes. So much softer than TP. I carry a pack with me in my travel case wherever I go.
 

chrsmneric

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Sorry, that stuff is like the tissue paper you find in a Christmas-wrapped present. Finger goes right through it. And if you wad it up several times, it defeats the whole purpose.

I've literally been using it since 2006 and can tell you hands down that even doubled up to protect your fingers this toilet paper lasts 3 times as long as any other roll and at half the price. It's quite effective at removing crap so it takes less swipes as well. I tested out damn near every toilet paper on the market and this is the holy Grail.
 
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RedMyMind

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I'm making my own bidet. A garden hose through the bathroom window with a hose end sprayer with some bailing wire gets me going.
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Fun for the whole family.
 
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I use Members Choice from Sams. $20 for like 48 big rolls. Not super thick but thick enough to protect the fingers from giving you a surprise.

Always love taking a crap in public and the toilet being powerful enough to splash up on your ***. Just like a bidet.
 

mwulf

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If you aren't using a bidet in 2019 you are a caveman that's just smearing peanut putter into the carpet
 
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