OT: Stupid Commercials.

Nitwit

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Any of the Allstate mayhem commercials. This guy is supremely annoying.

Any Patrick Mahommes insurance commercial. I’m just sick of seeing his face on TV.


The other of the insurance company commercials are stupid too, except perhaps for a few of the Geico ones.



This one (not insurance) - I like:

It’s too bad that Fiat can’t make its cars as good as it makes its commercials. This one is great.
 
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retsio

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If you are not sick or feeling terribly ill by the time all of the medical commercials end - you will need more pills, monthly shots, Dr. visits or self-proscribed dangerous possible 'health' conditions to worry 'about'-- and / or you will be infected with whatever they are selling (advertising) .......
WHY do we need this crap ??
 

Lion84

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If you are not sick or feeling terribly ill by the time all of the medical commercials end - you will need more pills, monthly shots, Dr. visits or self-proscribed dangerous possible 'health' conditions to worry 'about'-- and / or you will be infected with whatever they are selling (advertising) .......
WHY do we need this crap ??
I like it when they end all of them with the disclaimer and always one of the effects is death.
 

PhillyBillyReprise

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If you are not sick or feeling terribly ill by the time all of the medical commercials end - you will need more pills, monthly shots, Dr. visits or self-proscribed dangerous possible 'health' conditions to worry 'about'-- and / or you will be infected with whatever they are selling (advertising) .......
WHY do we need this crap ??
Because you want to watch tv for free.
 

leinbacker

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Limu Emu was dumb to begin with. I would never purchase insurance from a company so dumb that they thought it was favorable promotion.
I Get It Yes GIF by Farmers Insurance ®
 

retsio

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I suppose we could say every Hallmark movie is a commercial for the next Hallmark movie. Therefore, every scene with dancing or playing instruments as a band/orchestra is ..... totally FAKE, in every scene and every movie. No real music ever.

Also, have you noticed the Hallmark Kiss - not one open mouth, stick your tongue into that partner and enjoy a prolonged emotion. (until one very recent episode) And BTW - keep your hands to yourself - this is very hard playing opposite Hunter King.

Enough already !
 
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Midnighter

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Man, I just don’t get it. Who is this dunce appealing to? How does he help sell product?

Um, military folks, who aren't as discerning when selecting financial institutions and their various offerings. USAA is a wonderful institution - Gronk is a miss though.
 
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