What do employees at Chick-Fil-A and Colin Kaepernick have in common?
They are both off on Sunday's
They are both off on Sunday's
OT: Sports Joke Thread
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What do you call 32 UK cheerleaders in one room.
A full set of teeth. OFC
A full set of teeth. OFC
Why do you drive through UNC with your windows rolled up?
They might throw a diploma in the car
(Okay that one is tangentially sports)
They might throw a diploma in the car
(Okay that one is tangentially sports)
What does the average UNC football player get on his ACT?
Drool
Drool
I'm not saying Tarheels basketball players are dumb, but the coach is dressing six players for this Saturdays game.
The rest will dress themselves.
The rest will dress themselves.
What does a UNC fan do when his team wins the College Football Playoffs?
Turn off the XBOX
Turn off the XBOX
What is the definition of safe sex down at the University Of Kentucky?
Placing a sign on the animals that kick...
Placing a sign on the animals that kick...
Why are they planning to resurface Kenan Stadium with cardboard?
Because the Tarheels always play better on paper.
Because the Tarheels always play better on paper.
What's the difference between the Dean Dome and a porcupine?
The porcupine has 21,000 pricks on the OUTside.
The porcupine has 21,000 pricks on the OUTside.
How many UK fans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. ONE, but it never really gets done. He holds the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around him
What is the difference between a UNC fan and a puppy
Eventually the puppy will stop whining.
Eventually the puppy will stop whining.
Why don't uk fans let their kids play in sand boxes?
Because mildcats keep covering them up.
Because mildcats keep covering them up.
How do you get an Uk student off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza!
Pay him for the pizza!
How many Carolina freshmen athletes does it take to change a light bulb?
None. It's a sophomore course.
None. It's a sophomore course.
what does the uk football team have in common with pot?
They both get smoked in bowls!!!
They both get smoked in bowls!!!
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar..
UNC SUCKS!
UNC SUCKS!
Why is uk adding AstroTurf to their football field...
So the cheerleaders will stop grazing!!
So the cheerleaders will stop grazing!!
If any of you haven't been banned from thr expect banned notices soon. OFC
Q: How do you castrate an Uk football player?
You hit his sister in the jaw!!!
You hit his sister in the jaw!!!
Matt Doherty has left in his will for members of the 2000-2003 UNC basketball teams to be pallbearers.
So they can let him down one more time.
So they can let him down one more time.
What's the best thing to ever come out of Chapel Hill?
Route 15-501 to Durham, NC.
Route 15-501 to Durham, NC.
Many years ago, Albert Einstein visited North Carolina for a nationwide conference on science. Einstein was famous for his ability to converse with all people, regardless of their intelligence of interests.
At a reception following the conference, he approached three men and asked the first, "Sir, what is your IQ?"
"148," the Duke professor answered, and Einstein launched into a lengthy discussion with the man about quantum physics and relativity.
He then turned to the second man and asked, "and what is your IQ sir?"
"105," the NC State professor answered, and Einstein chatted with the man briefly about recent changes in agricultural technology, and new methods being used increase farm production.
Einstein turned to the third man and asked, "and, you sir, what is your IQ?"
"52," the man answered.
Einstein broke into a broad grin, clapped the man on the shoulder, and said, "How 'bout those Heels!"
At a reception following the conference, he approached three men and asked the first, "Sir, what is your IQ?"
"148," the Duke professor answered, and Einstein launched into a lengthy discussion with the man about quantum physics and relativity.
He then turned to the second man and asked, "and what is your IQ sir?"
"105," the NC State professor answered, and Einstein chatted with the man briefly about recent changes in agricultural technology, and new methods being used increase farm production.
Einstein turned to the third man and asked, "and, you sir, what is your IQ?"
"52," the man answered.
Einstein broke into a broad grin, clapped the man on the shoulder, and said, "How 'bout those Heels!"
What do UNC players and Duke players have in common?
They both have never taken a class at UNC.
They both have never taken a class at UNC.
There was a fire in the unx library......it burned up both books before they got it put out.
Bluephil and DukkfanKY did you guys go to unc joke school? They're great.
No...I made them all up!!....or I googled them!!....I don't recall!
Guru Gary and Steat were out playing golf one day. They teed off on the first hole, drove out to the fairway and started arguing over whose ball was who's. It got heated, and they started pushing each other. A golfer playing the 2nd hole heard the commotion and rode back to them. "Hey, hey what's the problem here!" Gary yelled out "This idiot is about to hit my ball!" Steat said "You schmuck that's my ball!" The golfer looked at both balls laying there and said "Which one of you goons is hitting the Green ball?"
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Joel Berry recently got into some trouble with the law. He was breaking into a home, the cops were called to the house. Berry decided to hide from them. The cops were quietly searching the home when one of them called out "MARCO!" Berry yelled back from a closet "POLO!"
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