OT: Something on the lighter side.

[skysdad]

I recently heard a couple of new "Yogisms" I had never heard before. We have all heard one of his most famous about "it ain't over till it's over." Someone ask him what he wanted written on his tombstone and he said "it's over." Another I heard was that he was at a Yankee function and there was a video tribute being shown of all the Yankees who had passed away. This is what he said. " Boy I hope I never see myself up there." Now that is a classic. Any of you have favorite " Yogisms?"

 

[QC Dukie]

"When you come to a fork in the road.......take it".

OFC

 

[skysdad]

"Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowed." OFC

 

[spike05rk]

"It gets late early out here"
OFC

 

[dbav]

The Yankees were in a slump one year and he kept getting asked why at every press conference. His response was "I wish I had an answer for that question because I'm tired of answering that question".

 

[DukeDenver]

My computer gave me a classic earlier: "No mouse detected, click here to continue."

 

[dbav]

Some of my other favorites also include:

"You can observe a lot by just watching."

"Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours."

"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six."

"He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious."

 

[skysdad]

Even Napoleon had his Watergate. OFC