OT: OFFICIAL Bye Week HAIKU Thread

[DJ Spanky]

The Bye Week is here
Once a worthy opponent
Now just a cupcake

No upset alert
rutgersal can rest easy
We'll cruise through this week.

Although they're hard fought
We're undefeated against
The dreaded Bye Week!

 

[RUforester72]

Now the Bye week here
we are calm, patient, relaxed
HAH! BEAT THE HOKIES!

 

[Knight Shift]

Bye Bye Bye! A song
Spanky must like a lot if
He starts bye week thread

 

[DJ Spanky]

Bye Bye Bye! A song
Spanky must like a lot if
He starts bye week thread

A true classic used
In Deadpool & Wolverine
NSYNC rules baby!

 

[rurichdog]

Looking forward to
Rutgers U and B.Y.E.
Another foe down.

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

Bye week’s gentle pause,
Rutgers’ spirit gathers force,
Hokies’ clash ahead.

Rest in autumn’s breeze,
Strength renewed, hearts set to soar,
Hokies fall next week.

 

[Knight Shift]

Knights rest, enter Knights;
Destroy Hokies; Off to
Never-never land

 

[SBP]

At first I thought this said “HAUK TUA” contest

 

[RutHut_rivals]

Official bye week
RU injury report
Gains no more players

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

Hauk tua contest?
Five, seven, then five again,
Reply in Haiku.

 

[wicker]

Bye's a misnomer
Just a week without a game
No advantage gained

 

[DJ Spanky]

ODU/VT
Just on ESPN+
Too bad can't watch game

Curious to see
How will VT handle them
Can they blow them out

ODU not bad
They have played well in both games
Almost beat SC

 

[DJ Spanky]

Bye Week going down
Can't handle the Scarlet Knights
Crushed beneath our hooves.

 

[Morrischiano2]

One and oh this week
Monangai for The Heisman
We need a Fieldhouse

 

[DJ Spanky]

Bye Week has returned
Hopefully we win this one
Death to the Bye Week!

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

Harasymiak
what is wrong with the D, Joe?
Harasymiak

 

[Knight Shift]

Bye Week has returned
Hopefully we win this one
Death to the Bye Week!

How dare you, Spanky?
Only Knight Shift starts Haikus
Will be watching you. . . . .

 

[DJ Spanky]

I got Knight Shift miffed
His panties are in a twist
My day is complete.

 

[Knight Shift]

I got Knight Shift miffed
His panties are in a twist
My day is complete.

Panties in a twist?
But Spanky is panty waste
The troll will like this

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

Good bye, Rutgers team!

Good buy, Rutgers team, good buy?

Goodbye, Rutgers team

 

[Knight Shift]

Good bye, Rutgers team!

Good buy, Rutgers team, good buy?

Goodbye, Rutgers team

The Beatles once sang
But money can't buy me love
Will it buy us wins?

 

[DJ Spanky]

The Beatles once sang
But money can't buy me love
Will it buy us wins?

According to John
It comes down to just one thing
All You Need Is Love

 

[Knight Shift]

According to John
It comes down to just one thing
All You Need Is Love

Imagine all the
Rutgers fans at CFP
Am I a dreamer?

 

[Doctor Worm]

True Haiku emotes
From the depths of heart and soul
Not light Beatles mirth

 

[Doctor Worm]

Defeat hangs heavy
Bye week offers no succor
From loss after loss

 

[DJ Spanky]

True Haiku emotes
From the depths of heart and soul
Not light Beatles mirth

Please forgive Knight Shift
The beauty of my haikus
Just overwhelms him.

 

[Knight Shift]

Defeat hangs heavy
Bye week offers no succor
From loss after loss

Please forgive Knight Shift
The beauty of my haikus
Just overwhelms him.

Spanky's a sucker
Guy with thousands of screen names
Will agree, for sure

 

[RutHut_rivals]

Someone should drop a
Piano on Schiano
Rip off the bandaid

 

[Knight Shift]

Someone should drop a
Piano on Schiano
Rip off the bandaid

Sing us a song, the
Schiano man, one about
Victory soon, please

 

[DJ Spanky]

A better Joel song
Has loaded guns in your face
Dealing with PRESSURE!

 

[RutHut_rivals]

Like liquid through sieve
Or sunlight through a window
This is our defense

An OCs dream
Predictable and benign
Rights any offense

Sand through hourglass
These are the days of our lives
Waiting for a change

 

[Doctor Worm]

Like liquid through sieve
Or sunlight through a window
This is our defense

An OCs dream
Predictable and benign
Rights any offense

Sand through hourglass
These are the days of our lives
Waiting for a change

RutHut, he gets it
Emotional connection
Quality Haiku

 

[RutHut_rivals]

RutHut, he gets it
Emotional connection
Quality Haiku

My Haiku improves
When the team is down and out
Emotions take hold

 

[DJ Spanky]

RutHut, he gets it
Emotional connection
Quality Haiku

Actually painful
Like a needle in the eye
Not worth reliving.

A fresh opponent
Hopefully a great tailgate
With a victory

Sink that damn rowboat
Insert oars where sun don't shine
And let them swim home.

 

[RutHut_rivals]

We are in a drought
Reality will pour down
And will wash us clean

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

I need a bye week

Our defense is awe-flee weak

Try again next week

 

[RUforester72]

Another bye week
Hope it makes a difference
End the suffering.