OT: Michelle Wie

[Badon]

Would you?

 

[Badon]

Would you?

 

[OMlawdog]

nm</p>

 

[patdog]

nm

 

[biguglyjoe]

*****

 

[PineGroveBully]

Clampetku

 

[mstatefan88]

Holy Shirts and Pants</p>

 

[The Fatboy]

[No message]

 

[nwtfdog]

Oh Yeah!

 

[dickiedawg]

Not a chance.

 

[VirgilCain]

google images says this is her... not sure how old at this point though. Giggity

 

[hairy3rd]

no grip tape needed...heck yes.

 

[achybreakydawg]

nt

 

[missouridawg]

Asian = +1
Famous = +2
Athletic = +1
Taller than Me = -1
Smart = +1 (Stanford Undergrad)
Rich = +1
Can hit a Driver farther than Me = -2
Above Legal Age = +1

Anything in positive territory is do-able... Therefore Michelle Wie scores a +4 and can take her seat in line. And by line, I mean by herself.

 

[BCash]

nm

 

[VirgilCain]

if so then you don't get laid very often.

 

[missouridawg]

And by special occasions, I mean "directly after applying **** on your mom's face".

Sense of Humor - Look for it.

 

[missouridawg]

Asian = +1
Famous = +2
Athletic = +1
Taller than Me = -1
Smart = +1 (Stanford Undergrad)
Rich = +1
Can hit a Driver farther than Me = -2
Above Legal Age = +1

Asian - Since asian population is the most abundant population, I would assume that there are more asian women than any other race, therefore the odds are in my favor. But since I live in Houston, Tx, I'll count my odds of doing an Asian low, and give myself a -1 there.
Famous - Not a chance, but I did hook up with a Miss Msu in my glory days. -1 again
Athletic - All in the eye of the beholder, but I'll take a push at 0
Taller than me - I'm 5'11" and taller than the average the girl. +1
Smart - Again, in the eye of the beholder, but college educated counts. +1
Rich - I'll take a negative on this as well -1
Can hit a driver farther than Me - I average 275 off the tee, which means I can out drive just about any women except the LPGA girl. +2
Above Legal Age - More women are older than 18, therefore my odds are HUGE +1

Using rough estimate averages, that puts me at a +2... but don't send your sisters my way just yet, as I'll probably be off the market in a few weeks.

 

[VirgilCain]

Sense of Humor - Look for it.

swing... and a miss

 

[Johnson85]

(1) Asian = +1
(2) Famous = +2
(3) Athletic = +1
(4) Taller and lighter than me = +1
(5) Taller and heavier than me = -1
(6) Smart = 0
(7) Rich = +3
(8) Can hit a Driver farther than Me = -2
(9) Above Legal Age = +1
(10) Below Legal Age = +5

Anything in positive territory is do-able... Therefore Michelle Wie scores a +5 and can take her seat in line. And by line, I mean by herself.

 

[jackstefano]

thenyesku

 

[KennyPowers2]

Its not sideways. I've been to the Bangkok spa in new Orleans

 

[missouridawg]

I'm always looking for improvement in the formula.

 

[Optimus Prime 4]

(1) Asian = +1
(2) Famous = +2
(3) Athletic = +1
(4) Taller and lighter than me = +1
(5) Taller and heavier than me = -1
(6) Smart = 0
(7) Rich = +3
(8) Can hit a Driver farther than Me = -2
(9) Above Legal Age = +1
(10) Below Legal Age = +5
<span style="font-weight: bold;">(11) She will let me +9</span>

Anything in positive territory is do-able... Therefore Michelle Wie scores a +5 and can take her seat in line. And by line, I mean by herself.

 

[hairy3rd]

(1) Asian = +1
(2) Famous = +2
(3) Athletic = +1
(4) Taller and lighter than me = +1
(5) Taller and heavier than me = -1
(6) Smart = 0
(7) Rich = +3
(8) Can hit a Driver farther than Me = -2
(9) Above Legal Age = +1
(10) Below Legal Age = +5
<span style="font-weight: bold;">(11) She will let me +9</span>
<span style="font-weight: bold;">(11a) She's too embarrassed to call the police or tell her friends +10</span>

but maybe I am just projecting.