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Dawgbite

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We had a neighborhood street party Sunday. Wife and neighbor organized it so of course she volunteered me to cook. I cooked fifty burgers and probably 10 packs of smoked sausages. They sent out a list for people to volunteer for chips, baked beans, desserts, pasta salad and whatever. A few of us furnished everything related to the burgers. A couple who rarely participates in anything volunteered for chips. They had four grandchildren for the weekend and all would be attending. They brought one variety pack of Pringles . We ate early because it was raining a little and after eating everybody drifted outside play corn hole and other games. The couple with the grandkids loaded up all the leftover burgers , around 20, and all the smoked sausages, a big pan, and carried it home while we were outside playing corn hole. There’s going to be one in every group.
 

GloryDawg

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Mar 3, 2005
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We had a neighborhood street party Sunday. Wife and neighbor organized it so of course she volunteered me to cook. I cooked fifty burgers and probably 10 packs of smoked sausages. They sent out a list for people to volunteer for chips, baked beans, desserts, pasta salad and whatever. A few of us furnished everything related to the burgers. A couple who rarely participates in anything volunteered for chips. They had four grandchildren for the weekend and all would be attending. They brought one variety pack of Pringles . We ate early because it was raining a little and after eating everybody drifted outside play corn hole and other games. The couple with the grandkids loaded up all the leftover burgers , around 20, and all the smoked sausages, a big pan, and carried it home while we were outside playing corn hole. There’s going to be one in every group.
You now know who not to invite.
 
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