OT: I'm very disappointed!

[willi13]

NO WAY this happened in SC. This behavior only happens in Florida.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex/golf-course-encounter-019453

 

[Msubulldogfan1]

She could get it wherever from me.

 

[MaroonNation]

Who hasn't had sex on a golf course???????

 

[Rezdog]

I don't understand the problem here.

 

[PineGroveBully]

I'd let her handle my 3 wood

 

[Confucius Say]

Why would you call the cops? Come on dude.

 

[EAVdog]

You don't get arrested for that in Florida, you get invited to the local swingers club.

 

[EngDawg]

 

[jethreauxdawg]

This makes me feel terrible

There's no way I'd be caught by the police, they're too slow to respond around here.

 

[sandwolf.sixpack]

Haha, this made me laugh:

Two other witnesses--who were on the tee box at hole 8--said that they observed “what they thought was a deer laying down in the fairway.” However, “Upon closer inspection, they realized it was two people having ‘doggy-style’ intercourse.”

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

Which one is the eighth?

 

[dawgoneyall]

Which one is the eighth?

Between the six and the nine.

 

[Leeshouldveflanked]

I'm not too familiar with golf rules, but couldn't the golfers just play through? That shouldn't have made the hole unplayable.

 

[Imadick]

I would have asked to play thru.

 

[WutheringDawg]

Never experienced intercourse on hole number 8. Anyone know how that works?

 

[mstateglfr]

Dakota Payne, 19, and Kiernan Hennessey, 24.


Funny that I couldnt tell who was who until the next sentence. Damn gender neutral names.

 

[The Peeper]

Wonder what the par on that hole is?

 

[RightOfCenter]

Haha, this made me laugh:

Two other witnesses--who were on the tee box at hole 8--said that they observed “what they thought was a deer laying down in the fairway.” However, “Upon closer inspection, they realized it was two people having ‘doggy-style’ intercourse.”

Sounds like a lot of people need eye glasses from this story.

 

[dorndawg]

Hey everybody - we're all gonna get laid!

 

[Junction John]

Shocked there have been 18 responses and not one "Get in the HOLE!"

 

[FlotownDawg]

What dumbasses have sex on a golf course fairway at 7:20 pm? It's not even dark yet. At least wait until the middle of the night where you're not likely to get caught.

 

[Digging dog]

Man they were lathered up hotter than Hugh Freeze. Coulda waited just a little while till dark or walked 20 feet to the trees.

 

[Dawgbite]

Something smells fishy!

 

[jb1020]

Seriously, Its the one time you should shout "YOU DA MAN" on the golf course.

 

[tenureplan]

hole in one

 

[Bulldogg31]

OK, I got this...

What an incredible Cinderella story...this unknown, comes out of nowhere, to lead the pack...

He's at the final hole. He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2 Iron I think. OH HE GOT ALL OF THAT.

The crowd is standing on its feet...the normally reserved crowd is going wild... for this young Cinderella who's COME OUT OF NOWHERE.

He's got about 350 yards left, he's going to hit about a 5 iron it looks like, don't you think? He's got a beautiful backswing...that's- OH HE GOT ALL OF THAT ONE! HE'S GOTTA BE PLEASED WITH THAT!

The crowd is just on its feet here. He's a Cinderella boy. Tears in his eyes, I guess, as he lines up this last shot. He's got about 195 yards left, and he's got a, looks like he's got about an 8 iron.

This crowd has gone deadly silent... Cinderella story, out of nowhere, former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters Champion. It looks like a mirac-

IT'S IN THE HOLE! IT'S IN THE HOLE!!!

Now somebody call the cops.

 

[MaroonNation]

What dumbasses have sex on a golf course fairway at 7:20 pm? It's not even dark yet. At least wait until the middle of the night where you're not likely to get caught.

Skeeters!

 

[bulldognation]

Nah, ok Hugh would have broken into the gates of Neyland Stadium just to tell his new bride he was gunna corch SEC one day.

 

[PineGroveBully]

Grip it and rip it

 

[Dogariffic]

When it is long and right down the middle on that hole you yell out.....
Fooouuurrrrppppllllaaayyyyy.
But she has pointy elbows!

 

[Thirty-Two Dive]

One of the few documented, possible occurrences, of hitting the back nine, while still on the 8th hole.