The off-season is going well. Anyone know any good Peebird jokes?
I'll start with an oldie but goodie......
A Husker fan and his Peebird buddy are at the beach. The Husker dude has babes all over him while the Peebird doof is ignored.
Peebird complains to the Husker about it.
Husker dude says, "Next time we go to the beach put a tater down your trunks."
They go to the beach and the Peebird drops a tater down his trunks. Girls flee in terror.
Peebird says. "What the hell happened?"
Husker looks disgusted with him and says, "Next drop it down the front of your trunks."
Ta da!
I was killing time waiting for a flight out of a neighboring B1G city. In a park I observed two women, one brunette, one blonde walking on opposite sides of a small waterway.
Brunette to the blonde: Is there a bridge to the other side of this canal?
Blonde: Well Duh, you are already on the other side.
A Priest walking down the street bore witness to a boy beating his head with a hammer.
Priest: My, son why do beat yourself like that?
Boy: Because it feels so good when I stop Father.
A Coed east of the Missouri River after having sex:
Who were those guys?
Two wild and crazy guys from a B1G city took their daddy's guns into the park to go "huntin'". They came upon two beautiful girls laying on a blanket.
Wild & crazy guys: Are you girls game?
Girls: Yes.
They shot them.
Four guys east of Omaha were hunting for deer with no success. They decided to split up for better coverage. One of them later felt a bowel movement and inadvertently squatted over a game trap that turd triggered on the family jewels. He bellowed like a cow in a head gate. The others rushed to his location and heard a bellow far worse than the first. They relieved of his predicament.
Why two yells they asked. "The first was when the trap closed, the 2nd was when I hit the end of the chain."