OT: Duke Mayo

3fingershomer

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Never had it. Isn’t it any good or just regular mayonnaise?
( Thought this post was about the game didn’t you?) ;>)
 

schuele

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Apr 17, 2005
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To me it tastes like every other mayonnaise on the planet. Nothing wrong with it, but nothing special either.

As for the game, Brock Osweiler has to be the most painful announcer of the entire bowl season. It's like trying to watch a game with a 9-year-old kid next to you who's just downed 10 Red Bulls.

 
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To me it tastes like every other mayonnaise on the planet. Nothing wrong with it, but nothing special either.

As for the game, Brock Osweiler has to be the most painful announcer of the entire bowl season. It's like trying to watch a game with a 9-year-old kid next to you who's just downed 10 Red Bulls.

He was good in the twilight movies tho. Underrated saga
 

SaltyIowaTears

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I am trying to imagine a world in which a bowl rep has the unenviable task of asking Nick Saban to agree to sit there and have a giant vat of mayo dumped on his head.
 

jflores

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Feb 3, 2004
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It tastes a bit different than regular mayo. Not like night and day. We never had it until we moved to the mid Atlantic nearly 20 years ago. There are families in the east and south who will not purchase anything else.
 

9and4_rivals188421

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Mayo — Eggs and olive oil. A little lemon juice. Food processor. Five minutes.

Miracle Whip — Water, Soybean Oil, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Vinegar, Modified Cornstarch, Eggs, Salt, Natural Flavor, Mustard Flour, Potassium Sorbate as a Preservative, Paprika, Spice, Dried Garlic.

Mayo. All. Day. Long.
 

jteten

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Aug 6, 2006
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I’m just here to say that Miracle Whip is pure trash and doesn’t belong on a sandwich, potato salad or anything else.
 
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Mayo — Eggs and olive oil. A little lemon juice. Food processor. Five minutes.

Miracle Whip — Water, Soybean Oil, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Vinegar, Modified Cornstarch, Eggs, Salt, Natural Flavor, Mustard Flour, Potassium Sorbate as a Preservative, Paprika, Spice, Dried Garlic.

Mayo. All. Day. Long.
Exactly,
If you want a little tang and sweet in your tuna, or salmon sandwich, just add a pinch of sugar, and a tiny splash of vinegar.

Miracle Whip is to mayo as margarine is to butter.
 

inthedeed

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Mayo — Eggs and olive oil. A little lemon juice. Food processor. Five minutes.

Miracle Whip — Water, Soybean Oil, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Vinegar, Modified Cornstarch, Eggs, Salt, Natural Flavor, Mustard Flour, Potassium Sorbate as a Preservative, Paprika, Spice, Dried Garlic.

Mayo. All. Day. Long.
well now i just might try making my own. Big Red Mayo (food coloring). this could be big. Winking
 

HuskAir

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Oct 27, 2001
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I’m just here to say that Miracle Whip is pure trash and doesn’t belong on a sandwich, potato salad or anything else.
I’ve called out family members in the past. “Oh, these are you fAmOuS deviled eggs that everyone always requests you make? You realize you’re making them with miracle whip and are doing it all wrong, right?”
 

RedBaloneyPony

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I’m just here to say that Miracle Whip is pure trash and doesn’t belong on a sandwich, potato salad or anything else.
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