OT: Dad jokes

[BigRnj]

I can tell this since I'm 100% Polish...

Did you hear what happened to the Polish hockey team?


They drowned during Spring training.

Here I was thinking they froze to death at a drive-in theatre watching “Closed for the Winter”

 

[Scarlet4Shore]

Did you hear about the guy that got hit in the head in the subway with a can of soda? He’s OK though. It was a soft drink.

 

[MrsScrew]

(The above was illustrated by one of my employees who is clearly a very talented artist)

 

[TheREALRutgers1976]

What do you get when you use a cookie cutter shaped like a deer?

Cookie doe.