OT: Crazy Pope Story

[ZombieKissinger]

Maybe this story just seems wild to me, but I thought I'd share with the group.

I'm not Catholic. I traveled to Europe in May 2013 and stopped by the Vatican. Francis had been pope for a couple months at that point. I bought a coffee mug while I was there with his picture on it. I put the mug in my carry on, and it made it back to Mississippi. A couple months later, I moved to the northeast by throwing a few belongings in my checked bags and getting a one way flight. The mug traveled with me and survived the flight. Since that time, I've lived in 11 different apartments/houses/condos, and the mug has gone with me every time. It survived a move back South, a move to the PNW, and a recent move back East.

I was drinking out of it yesterday morning (Easter), and I noticed that the base was completely destroyed. It was fine the last time I'd used it, and I microwave it all the time for tea. Anyway, the mug had faded over time, but the structure had always been completely fine until yesterday morning. I was worried that it was breaking on the inside too, so I tossed it in the trash yesterday. Woke up this morning to find out the pope was dead.

 

[GloryDawg]

Go buy lotto tickets today.

 

[MSUDAWGFAN]

Maybe this story just seems wild to me, but I thought I'd share with the group.

I'm not Catholic. I traveled to Europe in May 2013 and stopped by the Vatican. Francis had been pope for a couple months at that point. I bought a coffee mug while I was there with his picture on it. I put the mug in my carry on, and it made it back to Mississippi. A couple months later, I moved to the northeast by throwing a few belongings in my checked bags and getting a one way flight. The mug traveled with me and survived the flight. Since that time, I've lived in 11 different apartments/houses/condos, and the mug has gone with me every time. It survived a move back South, a move to the PNW, and a recent move back East.

I was drinking out of it yesterday morning (Easter), and I noticed that the base was completely destroyed. It was fine the last time I'd used it, and I microwave it all the time for tea. Anyway, the mug had faded over time, but the structure had always been completely fine until yesterday morning. I was worried that it was breaking on the inside too, so I tossed it in the trash yesterday. Woke up this morning to find out the pope was dead.

You killed the Pope??!?!**

 

[Shmuley]

Maybe this story just seems wild to me, but I thought I'd share with the group.

I'm not Catholic. I traveled to Europe in May 2013 and stopped by the Vatican. Francis had been pope for a couple months at that point. I bought a coffee mug while I was there with his picture on it. I put the mug in my carry on, and it made it back to Mississippi. A couple months later, I moved to the northeast by throwing a few belongings in my checked bags and getting a one way flight. The mug traveled with me and survived the flight. Since that time, I've lived in 11 different apartments/houses/condos, and the mug has gone with me every time. It survived a move back South, a move to the PNW, and a recent move back East.

I was drinking out of it yesterday morning (Easter), and I noticed that the base was completely destroyed. It was fine the last time I'd used it, and I microwave it all the time for tea. Anyway, the mug had faded over time, but the structure had always been completely fine until yesterday morning. I was worried that it was breaking on the inside too, so I tossed it in the trash yesterday. Woke up this morning to find out the pope was dead.

Henry Kissinger is responsible for the death of the pope.

 

[CochiseCowbell]

The list of accusations against you, Kissinger, is long. But, I think Papal Assassination is a new one.**

 

[horshack.sixpack]

Maybe this story just seems wild to me, but I thought I'd share with the group.

I'm not Catholic. I traveled to Europe in May 2013 and stopped by the Vatican. Francis had been pope for a couple months at that point. I bought a coffee mug while I was there with his picture on it. I put the mug in my carry on, and it made it back to Mississippi. A couple months later, I moved to the northeast by throwing a few belongings in my checked bags and getting a one way flight. The mug traveled with me and survived the flight. Since that time, I've lived in 11 different apartments/houses/condos, and the mug has gone with me every time. It survived a move back South, a move to the PNW, and a recent move back East.

I was drinking out of it yesterday morning (Easter), and I noticed that the base was completely destroyed. It was fine the last time I'd used it, and I microwave it all the time for tea. Anyway, the mug had faded over time, but the structure had always been completely fine until yesterday morning. I was worried that it was breaking on the inside too, so I tossed it in the trash yesterday. Woke up this morning to find out the pope was dead.

What did your toast look like?

 

[CochiseCowbell]

What did your toast look like? View attachment 791923

That's Lemmy.

 

[horshack.sixpack]

That's Lemmy.

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Perhaps I'm old and cynical, but I have questions anytime someone "sees Jesus" and their visual concept of him is the white version we see depicted all over. Even despite that obvious issue, since we don't have any polaroids of him, I'm a bit skeptical of it all. However, if he could look like Lemmy, that would be pretty awesome.

 

[ckDOG]

I moved my St Francis statue into different section of the yard yesterday.

 

[dawgman42]

Maybe this story just seems wild to me, but I thought I'd share with the group.

I'm not Catholic. I traveled to Europe in May 2013 and stopped by the Vatican. Francis had been pope for a couple months at that point. I bought a coffee mug while I was there with his picture on it. I put the mug in my carry on, and it made it back to Mississippi. A couple months later, I moved to the northeast by throwing a few belongings in my checked bags and getting a one way flight. The mug traveled with me and survived the flight. Since that time, I've lived in 11 different apartments/houses/condos, and the mug has gone with me every time. It survived a move back South, a move to the PNW, and a recent move back East.

I was drinking out of it yesterday morning (Easter), and I noticed that the base was completely destroyed. It was fine the last time I'd used it, and I microwave it all the time for tea. Anyway, the mug had faded over time, but the structure had always been completely fine until yesterday morning. I was worried that it was breaking on the inside too, so I tossed it in the trash yesterday. Woke up this morning to find out the pope was dead.

 

[dawgman42]

You killed the Pope??!?!**

And three hookers!

 

[CochiseCowbell]

Perhaps I'm old and cynical, but I have questions anytime someone "sees Jesus" and their visual concept of him is the white version we see depicted all over. Even despite that obvious issue, since we don't have any polaroids of him, I'm a bit skeptical of it all. However, if he could look like Lemmy, that would be pretty awesome.

Solution? Wheat Toast.

 

[jethreauxdawg]

And three hookers!

Craig James was the pope?

 

[horshack.sixpack]

Craig James was the pope?

ima need you get in here and close the door behind you

 

[SanfordRJones]

Solution? Wheat Toast.

 

[SanfordRJones]

What did your toast look like? View attachment 791923

I see Frank Zappa.

 

[Villagedawg]

Brother Pope once told me I had the worst haircut he’d ever seen.

 

[anon1787432961]

It was clearly blessed by him then, at least indirectly.

 

[WilCoDawg]

Are coffee mugs the Catholic voodoo dolls?

 

[Nugdawg]

You move a lot. People must get tired of your **** quickly. That’s what I got from the story.

jk that’s a bizarre coffee mug story.

 

[BulldogBlitz]

Henry Kissinger is responsible for the death of the pope.

 

[ZombieKissinger]

You move a lot. People must get tired of your **** quickly. That’s what I got from the story.

oh they do

 

[GloryDawg]

View attachment 792098

A Jewish guy and a Chinese guy are sitting at a bar, and the Jewish guy says to the Chinese guy "Why did the Chinese bomb Pearl Harbor?" and the Chinese guys replied. "Chinese no bomb Pearl Harbor. That was Japanese." Then the Jewish guy said, "Chinese, Vietnamese, Japanese are all the same." Then the Chinese asked. "Why did the Jews sink the Titanic?" The Jewish guy replied, "The Jews did not sink the Titanic, that was a Iceberg." Then the Chinese guys say, "Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg are all the same"

 

[The Cooterpoot]

Too soon?

 

[theoriginalSALTYdog]

Maybe this story just seems wild to me, but I thought I'd share with the group.

I'm not Catholic. I traveled to Europe in May 2013 and stopped by the Vatican. Francis had been pope for a couple months at that point. I bought a coffee mug while I was there with his picture on it. I put the mug in my carry on, and it made it back to Mississippi. A couple months later, I moved to the northeast by throwing a few belongings in my checked bags and getting a one way flight. The mug traveled with me and survived the flight. Since that time, I've lived in 11 different apartments/houses/condos, and the mug has gone with me every time. It survived a move back South, a move to the PNW, and a recent move back East.

I was drinking out of it yesterday morning (Easter), and I noticed that the base was completely destroyed. It was fine the last time I'd used it, and I microwave it all the time for tea. Anyway, the mug had faded over time, but the structure had always been completely fine until yesterday morning. I was worried that it was breaking on the inside too, so I tossed it in the trash yesterday. Woke up this morning to find out the pope was dead.

The biggest issue I see with this entire post is that you drink hot tea.........SMH........

 

[Bulldog Bruce]

And some of you have sworn to me that when I talk of messing with the sports gods that they don't exist. See it's all related. They love giving signs that they are around.

 

[patdog]

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OT, but pumpernickel is the most underrated bread.

 

[OopsICroomedmypants]

Clearly he was the last Pope. The mold has been broken by Zombiekissinger.

 

[ZombieKissinger]

The biggest issue I see with this entire post is that you drink hot tea.........SMH........

I go coffee > coffee > tea each morning. Avoiding the third coffee keeps me from stroking out

 

[leeinator]

Henry Kissinger is responsible for the death of the pope.

JD Vance was the Pope's last personal visit with anybody......maybe he wanted a new Pope and slipped something in his drink to finish him off.....just sayin'*****