OT: Conspiracy Theories

ArcherSPS

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What conspiracy theories do members of SPS believe in? I'm genuinely curious to see how crazy some of us are.
 
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tatedog

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I'm a Sandy Hook false flagger.

eta: upon consultation with the urban dictionary, I'm not a false flagger, but I do believe Sandy Hook was a false flag operation.
 
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jethreauxdawg

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How do both

WTC towers fall straight down as well as any intentionally designed building implosion?
 

ronpolk

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I'm a Sandy Hook false flagger.

eta: upon consultation with the urban dictionary, I'm not a false flagger, but I do believe Sandy Hook was a false flag operation.

Ha I've had friends say they think this too. I just can't wrap my head around it.
 

The Peeper

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PLEASEEEEEEE, nobody mention those minority native Americans allegedly interned beneath the soil of Scott Field.........
 

TNT.sixpack

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Anyone mentioning Sandy Hook should have to do so in front of one the parents of the deceased. I'm a conservative NRA member who purchased my second AR10 assault rifle just last week, but even I know when to keep my mouth shut.
 

11thEagleFan

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Anybody claiming that Sandy Hook was staged should suck-start a shotgun. The stupidity is almost unfathomable.
 

Ace-Leroy

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lets see here...

Oswald did not fire the fatal shot

the NBA lottery is rigged

Ole Miss is still making payments to the family of Dick Pace

Don Denkinger was the secrect lover of George Brett

teeth can be regrown , this is being hidden by the dental assn. who instead invented meth.
 

ShrubDog

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WTC towers fall straight down as well as any intentionally designed building implosion?

Larry Silverstein,the lease holder, said they decided to "pull it" on WTC building 7. Makes sense right?


Barry Soetoro was born in Hawaii and is a Christian.
 
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tatedog

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Anyone mentioning Sandy Hook should have to do so in front of one the parents of the deceased. I'm a conservative NRA member who purchased my second AR10 assault rifle just last week, but even I know when to keep my mouth shut.

I'm a non gun owner. My belief or disbelief isn't going to make anyone who is dead alive or anyone who is alive dead. Sorry if that bothers you. I don't believe the twin towers conspiracies but I won't recommend those who do forfeit their first amendment privileges so I don't have to clutch my pearls.
 

CochiseCowbell

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Why, oh why, did I think reading this thread would not hurt my head?

For I am addicted to SPS now. Thanks, DS, you brainwashing mastermind, you! Enjoy your fancy televisions, you lizard-man, flat-earth, hollow-core, bastard!****
 

EAVdog

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My neighbor in Atlanta used to be the Nanny of one of the parents of a child killed in Sandy Hook. When the parent was a child obviously , they were very close still. She even had family pictures with the little girl who was killed in it from earlier in the year.

That was real.

Not really a conspiracy theory at this point but mine is the Government knew immediately that San Bernadino was terror/ISIS related and kept it quiet on purpose. Also that we are in fact supporting ISIS.
 
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Hillary Clinton is actually straight.

Flouride makes us easier to control.

Trump is is an alien.

Alabama never holds.

Recruits really think Oxford is a fantastic place.

Liberals are all smarter than normal people.

Republicans are all gun-toting Neanderthals.

DS is really in the mob, knows who killed JFK and has a large screen tv in every room with a 4K screen in the *******.
 

Snog

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Aug 21, 2012
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Oswald did not fire the fatal shot


The question is, who put him up to it?

I'm convinced he pulled the trigger, I'm almost convinced he was put up to it.
 

DerHntr

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Oswald did not fire the fatal shot


The question is, who put him up to it?

I'm convinced he pulled the trigger, I'm almost convinced he was put up to it.

His defection to the Soviet Union was either extremely obvious about who put him up to it or a genius decoy/deflection
 
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The masons are a secret gay club and are the true power-wielders in america. Their plan is to demonize christians in order to suppress and rule the country.
 

BoomBoom.sixpack

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Hitler didn't die in the bunker

Bin Laden's body wasn't thrown off the boat at sea.

i'm with ya on those. no way you just throw away such a rich intelligence source. they interrogated that bastard for years, then dumped him under a garbage dump or something.
 

birdawg

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Big banks conspiring to suppress commodity prices to levels where only a few businesses in select countries (politically motivated) can afford to mine,drill, etc and be profitable. Cost per MT of aluminum now is around $1500 and it costs $1800 to mine everywhere in the world except India where there is a massive coal scandal (energy to smelt bauxite into aluminum). Cost there is approx $1000/MT or less.

Oil & gas cost $40-$60 barrel to drill in most places except in Saudi Arabia it costs $12/barrel by Saudi Aramco (govt owned).

And if do a little research Obama is rather tied in to India and Saudi Arabia since his tenure, especially when inviting their genocidal PM Modi to the US after elected as he'd been banned from US, and dropping everything the go to the Saudi kings funeral. Former PM of India involved in coal scam. Goldman Sachs, JP Morgan to name a few banks.

Am I craziest? I actually was interviewed by the DOJ about this so its not all 'that' crazy.
 

tatedog

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This doesn't sound that controversial to me. Maybe I'm misinterpreting what you are implying, but it's totally understandable for the Saudis to pump out oil at under cost to discourage long term competition. They can certainly afford it in the short run.
 
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Alabama OL have mini suction cups on their fingers. These suction cups are surgically implanted and retractable, thus allowing every Bama OL to hold without "holding" as we unaltered human beings define "holding".

LSU players are given Monopoly "Get Out of Jail Free" cards that they can use in REAL LIFE in Louisiana.

Hugh Freeze has multiple personalities allowing him to be a Preacher, a Football Coach, a Drug Pusher, and a Pimp. No hypocrisy folks---real life clinical Multiple Personality Disorder syndrome.

Dan Mullen is an assumed name. His real name is Sisyphus former King of Ephyra. Each year he is condemned to roll that giant rock up the hill winning game after game only to almost reach the top of the hill SEC West, but then in November the rock rolls backwards and crushes him.
 

birdawg

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Yes but being done intentionally to hurt other oil gas drillers. Technically antitrust. If you're an American company it costs you $60 a barrel to drill. When oil is trading at $30/barrel the American companies have close oil fields which means no sales. The Saudis get to sell the whole world oil bc they still make $18 per barrel while the rest have to rely on reserves and/or take a loss on every sell of a barrel. It's the opposite of a monopoly... Called a monopsony.
 
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121Josey

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Yes but being done intentionally to hurt other oil gas drillers. Technically antitrust. If you're an American company it costs you $60 a barrel to drill. When oil is trading at $30/barrel the American companies have close oil fields which means no sales. The Saudis get to sell the whole world oil bc they still make $18 per barrel while the rest have to rely on reserves and/or take a loss on every sell of a barrel. It's the opposite of a monopoly... Called a monopsony.

You have heard of OPEC, right?
 

WutheringDawg

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Jar Jar Binks is the actual phantom menace. He is force sensitive and is the true mastermind behind palpatine's rise through the senate. Jar Jar is the dark lord of the sith.
 
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