OT: Brian Kelly's Fake Southern Accent

[rcube1994]

Anybody else hear Brian Kelly's fake southern accent?

Guess for $95 million I could come up with a fake accent too if needed, but still hilarious. Tons of funny tweets out there.

 

[rutgersguy1_rivals]

Yea posted it in the carousel thread a couple days ago..he was getting killed by all the sports reporters and others on Twitter…it was still going this morn on CGD. I don’t know what the hell possessed him lol.

 

[anon1753890747]

Who cares! Give me a break more PC BS

 

[rutgersguy1_rivals]

Who cares! Give me a break more PC BS

What does PC have to do with it, it’s just something to make fun of lol.

 

[PiscatawayMike]

That guy nails Saban's voice!

 

[Southern Gentleman]

And it begins….
until he eats some cracklins, black eyed peas and cornbread(with no sugar in it), a mess of turnip/ collard greens, and learns to love sweet tea, he has no chance. I still give him 3 years.
spend a week in New Orleans with chargrilled oysters, gumbo, jambalaya, wash it down with a Sazerac or a hurricane punch. Grab some chicory coffee and beignets. Then maybe, just maybe, he’ll start to communicate effectively.

 

[Jtung230]

Who cares! Give me a break more PC BS

I wonder what accent he uses when he recruits black players vs white plyers?

 

[ashokan]

His father was a Boston machine politician.
Sliding into accents is probably autonomic for Kelly

 

[rutgersguy1_rivals]

His father was a Boston machine politician.
Sliding into accents is probably autonomic for Kelly

I don’t know if that was as much a slide as it was a trip and fall.

 

[BOGDANOVICH]

The guy is pathetic. It will be hillarious to see him run out of Baton Rogue in three years.

 

[koleszar]

And it begins….
until he eats some cracklins,

Believe it or not here in NJ of all places, we make cracklins while rendering our pig fat into lard for soap and cooking. My mother in law loves them. I found them to be quite disgusting

 

[RUinPinehurst]

And it begins….
until he eats some cracklins, black eyed peas and cornbread(with no sugar in it), a mess of turnip/ collard greens, and learns to love sweet tea, he has no chance. I still give him 3 years.
spend a week in New Orleans with chargrilled oysters, gumbo, jambalaya, wash it down with a Sazerac or a hurricane punch. Grab some chicory coffee and beignets. Then maybe, just maybe, he’ll start to communicate effectively.

That post gave me agita, SG. Capisce?

 

[Southern Gentleman]

That post gave me agita, SG. Capisce?

You are missing out on great food my friend!

 

[RUPete]

What does PC have to do with it, it’s just something to make fun of lol.

Exactly. People are just poking fun at these ridiculous coaches.

 

[RUPete]

I wonder what accent he uses when he recruits black players vs white plyers?

Now, that’s funny!

 

[Knight Shift]

The guy is pathetic. It will be hillarious to see him run out of Baton Rogue in three years.

In a Brinks truck!

 

[RUGuitarMan1]

I wonder what accent he uses when he recruits black players vs white plyers?

In the south?, probably the same accent.

 

[brgRC90]

Shooey!

 

[RUPete]

Ina Brinks truck!

Yup- it’s a great gig. Suck at your job, get paid tons to go away. All kidding aside, I think he’ll last longer there. He’ll win, but how long will the fans wait for a NC? We’ll see.

 

[FastMJ]

I’ve always disliked him. Hope he bombs there

 

[RU#1fan]

The guy is pathetic. It will be hillarious to see him run out of Baton Rogue in three years.

Hasn’t been run out of anywhere in his career

 

[anon_ivydyf0amkzay]

Hasn’t been run out of anywhere in his career

For once he will have a real tough schedule to deal with, and L$U fans make domers seem reasoned, logical and hyper patient

 

[RU from Jersey_rivals]

I always felt that he was a phoney and this just adds to it.

 

[CranfordKnight]

 

[beaced_rivals]

And it begins….
until he eats some cracklins, black eyed peas and cornbread(with no sugar in it), a mess of turnip/ collard greens, and learns to love sweet tea, he has no chance. I still give him 3 years.
spend a week in New Orleans with chargrilled oysters, gumbo, jambalaya, wash it down with a Sazerac or a hurricane punch. Grab some chicory coffee and beignets. Then maybe, just maybe, he’ll start to communicate effectively.

Burp

 

[Caliknight]

Hilary Clinton addressing black people was less cringe. Geezus.

 

[Bilderberg_News]

Hilary Clinton addressing black people was less cringe. Geezus.

@0:45 seconds!


Sean Penn's All the King's Men is the best southern accent of all times!

 

[ScarletDave]

 

[theacks1]

Considering I am now officially rocking the block R as new LSU faculty, I'll have to try and catch people's reactions. I'll ask if I should have been doing the same. Of course, I am in the northern part of the state where there are more mixed allegiances, so it may not be quite the same. And I say rocking the block R, but for right now it is the faded after-image of a block R ever since my old one fell off last week, until I can get a new one.

 

[zazoo2002]

Mimicry is the best form of flattery.

 

[HeavenUniv.]

And it begins….
until he eats some cracklins, black eyed peas and cornbread(with no sugar in it), a mess of turnip/ collard greens, and learns to love sweet tea, he has no chance. I still give him 3 years.
spend a week in New Orleans with chargrilled oysters, gumbo, jambalaya, wash it down with a Sazerac or a hurricane punch. Grab some chicory coffee and beignets. Then maybe, just maybe, he’ll start to communicate effectively.

But the big question is, drumroll please, does he know how popular chocolate gravy is ???!!!

 

[NotInRHouse_anon]

That post gave me agita, SG. Capisce?

I didn't realize until recently that agita was a local word. Even some people in NJ don't know it.

 

[RUScrew85]

His father was a Boston machine politician.
Sliding into accents is probably autonomic for Kelly

Now that you bring it up I can think of a couple of public figures that slide into insulting accents based on their audiences.

(Someone beat me to it)

 

[RUScrew85]

And it begins….
until he eats some cracklins, black eyed peas and cornbread(with no sugar in it), a mess of turnip/ collard greens, and learns to love sweet tea, he has no chance. I still give him 3 years.
spend a week in New Orleans with chargrilled oysters, gumbo, jambalaya, wash it down with a Sazerac or a hurricane punch. Grab some chicory coffee and beignets. Then maybe, just maybe, he’ll start to communicate effectively.

Uh... I'll just have the sweet tea, thanks.

 

[anon_ivydyf0amkzay]

At least he went there for sports…imagine as an academic going from Notre Dame to red stick? That whole state/city are nasty poop holes…people call NJ and many parts of the NE corrupt…spend some time in Lousyana and your views on corruption will be quickly redefined.

 

[Bagarocks]

LOU EASY ANNA
Yup he's a Yankee alright.
Its Lose Eanna!
Its not New Orleens Its New Orr lense
He'll get it right eventually.

 

[Proud NJ Sports Fan]

I hate it when people change their accent to pander

 

[Bagarocks]

Its so phony and comedic

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

while not saying Kelly is innocent in this regard, I can attest that some people are very susceptible to accents. That is, stick them in a room of, say, Irish.. and at some point they will exhibit a brogue. Stick em in a room with Canadians and at some point.. you will hear "Eh?"

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

The word that really stands out to me as weirdly, perhaps cartoonishly southern sounding in the clip above is “family.”