OT: bidets

BingoDingo

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But you identify as such. I must have missed you. I was in Amsterdam a few months ago. You had the purple light in window instead of red. Good luck at the Miss Universe.
I don't identify as Dutch, you tranny!
 
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Run the code!
OK I ran it and this came up 👀 RollingLaugh
 

Huskerfan2112

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Sapp bothers just off I29 and HWY 2 installed bidets with heated water , heated seats, and warm air dryers. First time using one.

Im converted.
 
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When I was in Argentina a few years ago our hotel bathroom had a bidet, and my ******* felt amazing the hole trip. Then on prime day saw one of those bidets built into a toilet seat and thought about buying it

Anyone own a bidet and have an opinion?
People can have whatever luxuries they want - it's a free country. But this thread did make me laugh, it gives new meaning to the term "candy ***". Remember how the rugged frontier was when the country was being settled, not even any tp to be had. Imagine people trying to survive like that today. :)
 
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NebChicago

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People can have whatever luxuries they want - it's a free country. But this thread did make me laugh, it gives new meaning to the term "candy ***". Remember how the rugged frontier was when the country was being settled, not even any tp to be had. Imagine people trying to survive like that today. :)
Your ******* is filthy with dingleberries. You’re living in the past man
 

huskerfan1414

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Sapp bothers just off I29 and HWY 2 installed bidets with heated water , heated seats, and warm air dryers. First time using one.

Im converted.
I still dont understand how this is used without getting crap all over the bidet.
Im certainly not spraying my *** with one after some fat trucker uses it to spray his diherrea off his bum and gets all over it.
 

Dean Pope

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When I was in Argentina a few years ago our hotel bathroom had a bidet, and my ******* felt amazing the hole trip. Then on prime day saw one of those bidets built into a toilet seat and thought about buying it

Anyone own a bidet and have an opinion?
I don't own one but I would seriously consider it.