For Halloween and sometimes after a few drinks 'Motownmo' puts on his Statute Of Liberty costume and wanders about Hiksburtonia saying, 'give me your big fat guys for the offensive line, give me your athletes from ISS (in skool suspension for those south of I-40) for defense, give me more Lemasters and Wilsons and some guys with strange Yankee sounding names. Gimme a couple hotdogs with everything. As 'Mo' climbs atop Eno Mountain Charlton Heston like. (Drum roll please) For I have declared Orange High a ''Sancturary City for Winning Football in Orange County''. (Cymbals or trash can lids clash please) If youse defense guys are tired of gettin' rolled round like a Walmart cart, if punting is your offense, if fans say the powder puff game looks good to them, if the pre-season intersquad game is your only sure win, if you have fat cheerleaders from a lack of aerobic activity, if the ER is where you gather after the game, if you are on a first name basis with the local chiropractor, if you had rather ride around South of I-40 and yell 'loser' just to see folks turn around, then park your feet on our sidelines and ''quit building character be a character!'' The only thing losing builds is the other teams winnin' record. I know some of those community college law skool graduates are gonna' say the gov signed a bill outlawing such cities. But I know Pat and Pat played at Ragsdale (Don't fact check that too close) and he says, 'The only thing that has beat more Democrats in Orange County than Orange High was the Marriage Amendment'. Yes your son, or dotter if her age and dress size are the same, can really feel better about themselves by knocking the slobber out of some other teenage loser in a opposite color jersey and wear a shirt that says, ''Ag Day at Orange High, '''We breed winnin' football!'''
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