One of many I hope

[tenureplan]

"That’s an episode of Twilight Zone. The black and white Twilight Zone, where Rod Sterling would get on there with the creepy voice and the suit. It was almost like Haunted Houses meet Science Fiction. Now, we have all these people sitting there, frozen in time, in the stadium with enthusiastic expressions on their face, but they can’t move. If it’s cool and people enjoy it, great, but it is a little surreal, the fake people in the stands. And I don’t know how they decided the seating. Do the fake people have a lottery to see where they sit? I know this, some of those fake people have way better seats than others. I want to be one of those fake people on the 50, about row 12. But some of them are still up in the rafters. In these funny times, even a fake person can get screwed. So, live clean, live smart, and maybe when you become a fake person, you’ll get good seats at the LSU game."

 

[DawgsOnTheWing]

I laughed heartily at this during the presser.

 

[TrueMaroonGrind]

“In these funny times even a fake person can get screwed” -tenureplan - Mike Leach

 

[tenureplan]

I live clean and smart, do the best I can you know?

 

[Shmuley]

Me as a fake person would end up stuck in the slowass cohencessions line and miss 1/2 of the third quarter.