**** that, I won't get on a motorcycle, those things are coffins on wheels.
I just can't imagine being a bachelor AND riding a kids bike AND getting laid.
Like, at one point I was SUPER into fantasy football and EA Sports College Football video games...but I did not talk to girls about it...because I didn't want that beaver to dry up.
So of course, like any real man, I just lied to the girls about pretty much everything. I basically made myself into a Hallmark Xmas movie guy. You know, a dude that has to save the family Xmas Tree Farm and also is a doctor that only operates on kids, for free, and is also a lawyer.