https://mobile.twitter.com/OleMissPix/status/904183919687426049/photo/1
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So, AJ gets game ball. But what is that he's holding in his other hand?
A. Ross Bdork had to "go potty" and asked Fatt Luke to hold his belt
B. The "Trophy" for winning the Redneck Riviera Week 1 Bowl Game, sponsored by Rebel Rags and Gulf Shores Tourism Bureau
C. The "Tunsil Citation Award" given to the player who racked up a minimum of 20 parking tickets in a month with 2 or more loaner cars.
D. The "Jerrel Powe Math Award" given to the player who can count higher than the number on their jersey.
https://mobile.twitter.com/OleMissPix/status/904184473373339648/photo/1
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Luke is happy because:
A. This reminds him of his college days when he "experimented"
B. He got a text from Danny Hugh saying he had a Mercedes and Alexis (a Lexus) to take for a ride
C. Someone just told him he doesn't have to coach anyone next Monday (and maybe Tuesday)
D. Yancy reported on Twitter that a 2 star Kicker recruit of 2020 out of Wiggins had been offered a scholarship
https://mobile.twitter.com/OleMissPix/status/904184648510689280
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Fatt Luke's wife here is telling him:
A. Dang, you have a big head
B. Have you ever looked in a mirror and seen how big your head is?
C. I can squeeze your chubby cheeks on your fat head like a baby
D. I just got off the phone with your mom. Her vajay-jay is still stretched out from birthing you.
https://mobile.twitter.com/OleMissPix/status/904184778169229313/photo/1
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Luke is saying:
A. "I was going to just shake your han......hey, you and I have the same number of chins!"
B. "Are you going to French me or what? The cameras are waiting, dude!"
C. "I bet Bjork $100 that you couldn't reach your arms all the way around me. WINNER!!!!!"
D. "Will you go to the prom with me?"
https://mobile.twitter.com/OleMissPix/status/904184987288834049/photo/1
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Luke to Shae Bae:
A. This is how you do the $100 handshake when the cameras and the NCAA are watching.
B. Lock it in. Stop pussin' out!
C. Your brother wants a promotion?
D. Ok, Secret handshake. Slap. Slap. Tickle. Tickle. Two finger and the stinger. Smell the finger and say Danny Hugh has been here. Go!
https://mobile.twitter.com/OleMissPix/status/904389933766455296/photo/1
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The photographer used Bokeh because:
A. It is the only way to make a UNM cheerleader appear to be a 10
B. The camera automatically focused on the biggest item in the picture
C. The 3rd NOA was delivered. Women's cheerleading only in it. Most infractions from previous administration. Cheerleaders named in NOA3 have their images redacted.
D. He had it set to Sport Mode and cheering isn't a real sport.
[TWEET]904183919687426049[/TWEET]
So, AJ gets game ball. But what is that he's holding in his other hand?
A. Ross Bdork had to "go potty" and asked Fatt Luke to hold his belt
B. The "Trophy" for winning the Redneck Riviera Week 1 Bowl Game, sponsored by Rebel Rags and Gulf Shores Tourism Bureau
C. The "Tunsil Citation Award" given to the player who racked up a minimum of 20 parking tickets in a month with 2 or more loaner cars.
D. The "Jerrel Powe Math Award" given to the player who can count higher than the number on their jersey.
https://mobile.twitter.com/OleMissPix/status/904184473373339648/photo/1
[TWEET]904184473373339648[/TWEET]
Luke is happy because:
A. This reminds him of his college days when he "experimented"
B. He got a text from Danny Hugh saying he had a Mercedes and Alexis (a Lexus) to take for a ride
C. Someone just told him he doesn't have to coach anyone next Monday (and maybe Tuesday)
D. Yancy reported on Twitter that a 2 star Kicker recruit of 2020 out of Wiggins had been offered a scholarship
https://mobile.twitter.com/OleMissPix/status/904184648510689280
[TWEET]904184648510689280[/TWEET]
Fatt Luke's wife here is telling him:
A. Dang, you have a big head
B. Have you ever looked in a mirror and seen how big your head is?
C. I can squeeze your chubby cheeks on your fat head like a baby
D. I just got off the phone with your mom. Her vajay-jay is still stretched out from birthing you.
https://mobile.twitter.com/OleMissPix/status/904184778169229313/photo/1
[TWEET]904184778169229313[/TWEET]
Luke is saying:
A. "I was going to just shake your han......hey, you and I have the same number of chins!"
B. "Are you going to French me or what? The cameras are waiting, dude!"
C. "I bet Bjork $100 that you couldn't reach your arms all the way around me. WINNER!!!!!"
D. "Will you go to the prom with me?"
https://mobile.twitter.com/OleMissPix/status/904184987288834049/photo/1
[TWEET]904184987288834049[/TWEET]
Luke to Shae Bae:
A. This is how you do the $100 handshake when the cameras and the NCAA are watching.
B. Lock it in. Stop pussin' out!
C. Your brother wants a promotion?
D. Ok, Secret handshake. Slap. Slap. Tickle. Tickle. Two finger and the stinger. Smell the finger and say Danny Hugh has been here. Go!
https://mobile.twitter.com/OleMissPix/status/904389933766455296/photo/1
[TWEET]904389933766455296[/TWEET]
The photographer used Bokeh because:
A. It is the only way to make a UNM cheerleader appear to be a 10
B. The camera automatically focused on the biggest item in the picture
C. The 3rd NOA was delivered. Women's cheerleading only in it. Most infractions from previous administration. Cheerleaders named in NOA3 have their images redacted.
D. He had it set to Sport Mode and cheering isn't a real sport.
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