Ole Miss Please Don't Drink The Kool-Aid

[Dental Dawg]

Ole Miss fans and Media writers, please seek immediate medical attention. The Kool-Aid you have been drinking has been laced with Viagra and Cialis. You may experience an erection lasting 3-4 ball games. Your dicks may be harder than Chinese arithmetic by the time Alabama Rolls in. Fear not, because a crushing defeat will be as as bitter as salt peter in a GI's cup of coffee and as effective at curing this erection. However, we are further concerned, due to the ease of your schedule, that the erection may literally "pop" up again. Please DO NOT book a ticket to Atlanta. You'll have to contend with LSU, and you will have a better chance of jacking off "Mike the Tiger" with a hand full of cockle burs than getting past the LSU football team. Truth be told, LSU and Alabama will lose a few SEC games also this year. But one of these teams will EARN a spot in Atlanta as the best team in the West rather than slide in the backdoor. If it's any consolation, I'm sure you will hang a Co-West champion banner should you be fortunate enough to have a similar record.

 

[ARebel21]

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