OK, but HOW?

[dorndawg]

Quadruple amputee cornhole player accused of shooting, killing man in Maryland​

https://www.wjtv.com/news/national/...lH6a6xH2GjA1nUN6t4_aem_p1ziCGE3u1awr4aj8JDD6Q

 

[jethreauxdawg]

I really want to see video of him fleeing the scene, allegedly

 

[leeinator]

450 4-barrel on that there mobility scooter!

 

[CochiseCowbell]

I thought about starting this thread, but was too lazy to provide links. I've got a helluva a discussion going on in a group text about this.

Thank you for your service @dorndawg .

 

[ckDOG]

He was the driver as well!

 

[horshack.sixpack]

Quadruple amputee cornhole player accused of shooting, killing man in Maryland​

https://www.wjtv.com/news/national/...lH6a6xH2GjA1nUN6t4_aem_p1ziCGE3u1awr4aj8JDD6Q

Are they really friends if they won't help you offload a body after you shoot someone in the car with them?

 

[The Peeper]

So many questions, so few answers:

First, lets get this over with. Is this REALLY a dude, or someone that identifies as a dude but is really a feminine pronoun card carrying holder?

 

[Seinfeld]

Quadruple amputee cornhole player accused of shooting, killing man in Maryland​

https://www.wjtv.com/news/national/...lH6a6xH2GjA1nUN6t4_aem_p1ziCGE3u1awr4aj8JDD6Q

I have equally as many questions about how this guy competed in cornhole as I do about how he managed to commit this crime

 

[ZombieKissinger]

So many questions, so few answers:

First, lets get this over with. Is this REALLY a dude, or someone that identifies as a dude but is really a feminine pronoun card carrying holder?

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Can’t believe Patton Oswalt lost his limbs and killed people over cornhole

 

[ckDOG]

So many questions, so few answers:

First, lets get this over with. Is this REALLY a dude, or someone that identifies as a dude but is really a feminine pronoun card carrying holder?

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Oh ****. New republican fear unlocked. Quadruple amputee trannies ruining the cornhole circuits!**

 

[mstateglfr]

First, lets get this over with. Is this REALLY a dude, or someone that identifies as a dude but is really a feminine pronoun card carrying holder?

Yep, thats the burning question that should be on everyone's mind.**

 

[jethreauxdawg]

Oh ****. New republican fear unlocked. Quadruple amputee trannies ruining the cornhole circuits!**

Careful. You’ll get the dems fired up looking for a tranny’s cornhole.

 

[Awwhellnaw]

 

[willi13]

The biggest question is how did they handcuff him?

 

[CochiseCowbell]

The biggest question is how did they handcuff him?

 

[Puppers]

 

[dawgman42]

Where in Florida is this "Maryland" place?

 

[patdog]

The biggest question is how did they handcuff him?

 

[theoriginalSALTYdog]

The boys in cell block D will have a field day with him. Which begs the question, how would a prison deal with something like this? They get federal funds so they would have to abide by ADA regs.

 

[johnson86-1]

Quadruple amputee cornhole player accused of shooting, killing man in Maryland​

https://www.wjtv.com/news/national/...lH6a6xH2GjA1nUN6t4_aem_p1ziCGE3u1awr4aj8JDD6Q

I honestly clicked through expecting it to be a click bait headline and the story be about somebody that had four fingures amputated or something. Or possibly someone with two legs and an arm and another important body part amputated.

 

[thedoubledeuce]

He's listed as unarmed and dangerous.

 

[Dawgbite]

He escaped in a Tesla, they are self driving.

 

[Lettuce]

My mind went directly to watching someone use him as a sand bag and toss him into a corn hole

 

[DesotoCountyDawg]

 

[tired]

So many questions, so few answers:

First, lets get this over with. Is this REALLY a dude, or someone that identifies as a dude but is really a feminine pronoun card carrying holder?

Either way no hand job. Maybe a nub job though.

 

[Drebin]

He's listed as unarmed and dangerous.

 

[MagnoliaHunter]

These must be the Russian judges.

 

[Yeti]

You really have to hand to him

 

[Dawgbite]

You really have to hand to him

Yes but I’m afraid he’s stepped in it this time.