OJ Simpson dies

[LionJim]

Think they are missing a great opportunity if they do not use a white bronco instead of a black hearse for the funeral.... maybe even get a police escort.

Not too soon.

 

[Ludd]

You know, I could never really make up my mind about his guilt or innocence. I mean the glove didn't fit and all that, but why was he wearing a disguise in the Bronco as Al Cowlings was driving him to Mexico? And why was he going to Mexico? I'm conflicted.

The gloves fit, but when leather gloves get wet then dry, the first time you put them on they’re tight and then throw rubber gloves on underneath and they’re going to be even tighter. Not to mention they had video of OJ wearing those gloves during his sideline reports…I guess there are killers running all over LA that wear expensive leather gloves and Bruno Magli shoes.

 

[Midnighter]

 

[Grant Green]

The gloves fit, but when leather gloves get wet then dry, the first time you put them on they’re tight and then throw rubber gloves on underneath and they’re going to be even tighter. Not to mention they had video of OJ wearing those gloves during his sideline reports…I guess there are killers running all over LA that wear expensive leather gloves and Bruno Magli shoes.

Hmm, pretty sure Stamford's post was TIC.

 

[LionJim]

Hmm, pretty sure Stamford's post was TIC.

Just because Ludd put himself out there: I didn’t see any TIC. I might be missing something though, I’ll figure it out on my own.

 

[bbrown]

The gloves fit, but when leather gloves get wet then dry, the first time you put them on they’re tight and then throw rubber gloves on underneath and they’re going to be even tighter. Not to mention they had video of OJ wearing those gloves during his sideline reports…I guess there are killers running all over LA that wear expensive leather gloves and Bruno Magli shoes.

That was an epic fail by the prosecution and Johnny Cochran and his defense team did what good lawyers are paid to do.

 

[bbrown]

As a teenager in the mid 90's when this case was the only thing people would talk about these SNL Weekend Updates were priceless. Norm MacDonald was an absolute savage when it came to OJ.

Isn’t that why he was fired? Because OJ was a friend of Lorne Michaels.

 

[pamdlion]

and of course:

Literally nothing between Peter Jennings ears. He was as dumb as a bag of hammers.

 

[Ludd]

That was an epic fail by the prosecution and Johnny Cochran and his defense team did what good lawyers are paid to do.

Maybe, but I’m pretty sure that nothing short of a confession or a video of him actually killing them was going to get that jury to convict him.

 

[Ludd]

Hmm, pretty sure Stamford's post was TIC.

Could be, but if it was I missed it.

 

[PSUJam]

Guess OJ will need the representation of F. Lee Bailey, Johnny Cochran, and Robert Kardashian one more time.

You forgot to name Alan Dershowitz. You know, Louis Freeh's pal.

 

[Midnighter]

Isn’t that why he was fired? Because OJ was a friend of Lorne Michaels.

Wasn’t Michaels - it was some NBC executive. While I’m here…

 

[TiogaLion]

You know, I could never really make up my mind about his guilt or innocence. I mean the glove didn't fit and all that, but why was he wearing a disguise in the Bronco as Al Cowlings was driving him to Mexico? And why was he going to Mexico? I'm conflicted.

The prosecutor really screwed up with the gloves. The civil lawsuit and subsequent trail brought by Nicole's family found video of him wearing the gloves on the sidelines while reporting during an NFL game. Why didn't the prosecutors think of this?

 

[NewEra 2026]

Wasn’t Michaels - it was some NBC executive. While I’m here…

I believe it was Don Ohlmeyer (sp?)

 

[rudedude]

Seinfeld send up of Johnny Cochran, Jackie Chiles

 

[BobPSU92]

Seinfeld send up of Johnny Cochran, Jackie Chiles

“Your face is my case.”

 

[anon1786720894]

You know, I could never really make up my mind about his guilt or innocence. I mean the glove didn't fit and all that, but why was he wearing a disguise in the Bronco as Al Cowlings was driving him to Mexico? And why was he going to Mexico? I'm conflicted.

@PSUJam

 

[Karl_Havok]

Isn’t that why he was fired? Because OJ was a friend of Lorne Michaels.

I think you are correct that he was fired over his savage nature towards OJ.

 

[Connorpozlee]

Isn’t that why he was fired? Because OJ was a friend of Lorne Michaels.

I think it was because he was friends with Dick Ebersole, not Michaels.
Edit: somebody said Don Ohlmeyer above and I think that is correct.